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    Quote Originally Posted by spmetla
    That explains why all that's left of Hitler is a few skull fragments!
    And all the more impressive as Chuck was only 5 (mortal) years old at the time. In truth the spirit of Chuck Norris is reborn in a new body when the old one dies.
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    Would the new Chuck Norris look like the previous one, or does his appearance change with the times?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zalmoxis
    Would the new Chuck Norris look like the previous one, or does his appearance change with the times?
    I think the Times Change with the Appearance of Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris looks virtually the same in every epoch, however, how human's percieve his looks in the past could be vastly different then how we percieve how he looks now.

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    Chuck Norris once punched God, whereupon he vomited the baby Jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zorba
    Chuck Norris once punched God, whereupon he vomited the baby Jesus.
    lol
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