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  1. 09-20-2006, 18:01 #1
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    When Chuck Norris' wife burned the turkey one thanksgiving, Chuck said, "don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."
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    What a complete piece of spam. Chuck Norris jokes are teh old.

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    Quote Originally Posted by currywurry
    What a complete piece of spam. Chuck Norris jokes are teh old.
    They're still good, mind you.

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    Do all Chuck Norris jokes have that bad of a punch line?
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    Not as bad as your puns. ;-)
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    Chuck Norris is a nancy boy.
    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gregoshi
    Do all Chuck Norris jokes have that bad of a punch line?
    I get a kick out of them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by doc_bean
    I get a kick out of them.
    Gah.... THE PAIN!

    Chuck Norris > All
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