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    Question Another Girl Kidnapped and Held in Homemade Bunker

    This case has several interesting aspects, including the way the girl alerted authorities by using text messaging, but what really freaks me out is the parallel to the German case, and this sentence:

    This is the second case this year in South Carolina involving an abducted teenage girl taken to an underground hideout.

    What's with all of the pervs digging bunkers? Is there something in the criminal pedophile zeitgeist that says, "Hey, kidnap a minor and dig a bunker"?

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    Maybe they're left over from the 70's survivalists?
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    In case you aren't already completely creeped out by this case, here's an image of the "bunker." Looks more like a trench to me. "Hey sexy girl, come back with me to my ... trench." Ugh.


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    I say we put him in his own trench and booby-trap it with napalm at the entrance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur
    "Hey sexy girl, come back with me to my ... trench." Ugh.
    Heh. I'm tempted to make a little double-entendre, but I'll pass.

    About the zeitgest bit...well, do you have any other suggestions? Where else would you keep an abductee pleasure slave?

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    I think there could be a viable niche market here. Anyone who had the acumen to make a good value pre-fabricated depraved sex bunker could really clear up.
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    Hell, I'd like to have a sex bunker even though I don't foresee any kidnappings in my future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoreBag
    Hell, I'd like to have a sex bunker even though I don't foresee any kidnappings in my future.
    Well, it's good to be prepared and all (Boy Scout motto after all). One of those 'just in case' things, I suppose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ajaxfetish
    Well, it's good to be prepared and all (Boy Scout motto after all). One of those 'just in case' things, I suppose.

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    For some reason it reminds me of Silence of the Lambs and the well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yesdachi
    For some reason it reminds me of Silence of the Lambs and the well.
    I wonder if they found a bottle of lotion and a basket...











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    Default Re: Another Girl Kidnapped and Held in Homemade Bunker

    That chick feom austria turned out pretty hot, she can live in my basement

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony
    That chick feom austria turned out pretty hot, she can live in my basement
    I thought the same thing when I saw her photo in the paper.

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    This guy is an idiot. If you need to get laid that bad, you can get hot prostitutes in Guatamala for 30 american dollars, or at the least get an internet connection and a porn site membership for the same price.

    The good thing about the high profile nature of this case is that he will be raped repeatedly in prison.
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    A bunker like that is sweet! Used for the wrong thing of course, but it's still cool.


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    Finders keepers loosers weepers.


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