The Regrettable Drunk Thread

**Atilius** · 09-22-2006, 18:24

When I was a student I normally did something regrettable if I got drunk. I'm unwilling to descend into detail concerning entire categories of regrettable drunken behavior:

(1) Attempted seductions (embarrassing)
(2) Successful seductions (sometimes more embarrassing)
(3) Waking up in an unfamiliar place with no recollection of how I got there. I'm not unwilling to go into detail on this one, I'm unable.
(4) Driving (distilled idiocy)

I once fell a loooong way from a steep river bank and landed on a very large, flat stone. Didn't feel a thing.

During my first year in college, I got into a fistfight with my roommate. We laughed about it the next day. Morons.

I once climbed a billboard while blitzed. Later that evening I scaled a water tower.

**Fragony** · 09-22-2006, 18:45

Uhm, yes.

**Kanamori** · 09-22-2006, 19:26

Drunkeness is too trippy for me to enjoy. It's just a state of confusion, idiocy, and lack of control. The line between being drunk and being buzzed is one that I'll walk happily along.

My first experiences with drinking heavily were enough.

"What is this curious drug?"
30 minutes later
"Oh crap, what's going on?"

"I definitley don't know what's going on."

**JAG** · 09-22-2006, 23:33

All the time, all the time my friend - but man, it is fun at the time!

**Ice** · 09-22-2006, 23:56

Originally Posted by JAG

All the time, all the time my friend - but man, it is fun at the time!

True, but after it really does stink.

**Divinus Arma** · 09-23-2006, 03:52

to the nth degree. Multiplied by a sideways 8. yuk yuk. In other words- yep.

Once I punched a hooker who was trying to make a deal with my best friend in Vegas. She screamed for her pimp, who came rolling up in his wheelchair as we strode away.

Then their was the time that a tore my MCL which almost ended my firefighting career before it began. I'm sure you folks remember that one.

**mercian billman** · 09-23-2006, 04:02

I've never done anything that I truly regret (while drunk) but, the closest would have to be the time I spent $150 in one night bar hopping through Vancouver. I don't regret doing it, but I definately noticed that my wallet was a lot lighter in the morning.