View Poll Results: If you could, would you immigrate to Texas and take citizenship there?

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    Vermonter and Seperatist Member Uesugi Kenshin's Avatar
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    NO! It's Vermont for me!


    Wait I'm in Germany? Eh, well Vermont and Germany for me then. Oh Canada is nice too, and upstate New York, and Maine, and I would love to go to Ireland....
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    Sorry, I don't speak Texan.
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    only to go to texas would be nature and horseback riding
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    I love Texans, and I've always had a good time visiting, but it's just too darn hot. If you could move it several hundred miles north, I would be more than happy to move there.

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    Famous Texans
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    What a great article
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    I'd only "move" to Texas if Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the US so hard it all became Texas. Wait...sorry, wrong thread.
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    Sam Houston's strength continued to grow as he hunted down the remaining Enemies of Texas and stole their souls, eventually transforming into a literal giant several stories high. His reign of terror ended only when the benign cyborg known as Big Tex rose from the Gulf of Mexico to challenge his tyranny. The two behemoths faced each other in a climactic duel above the skies of Galveston Fortress. Big Tex was nearly destroyed by Sam Houston's raw power, but he managed to exploit the villain's arrogance, trapping him in a chamber of carbonite and exiling his gigantic, frozen body to the city of Huntsville, where it can still be viewed today. The collateral damage from this epic struggle is often called the Galveston Hurricane of 1900.

    Having secured peace, President Big Tex ushered in an era of Texas friendliness by returning most of the empire's recent land acquisitions back to their original countries and letting California become a nation through no effort of its own. He further decided that Texas was much too powerful to exist as an independent entity--its limitless awesomeness could easily fall into the wrong hands--so he agreed to let it become the 28th state of the Union. Big Tex still lives and inspects his nation annually.
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    Germany, sure. Italy, sure. Texas, I think not.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sjakihata
    only to go to texas would be nature and horseback riding
    In Texas, they don't ride horses. They are at the back but that's no riding.

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    F**k yeah! In the process of doing so as we speek.
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    Well, I live in the best part of America - Britian, so I see no reason to immigrate the Texas, the only place In America that I would move to would be New York.

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    Lived there, done that

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    Although I definitely appreciate the honesty that most Texans have, it's way too hot for me. Ideally, the temperature would hover around 60F.
    Last edited by Kanamori; 09-28-2006 at 06:13.

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    Default Re: If you could, would you immigrate to Texas and take citizenship there?

    For the same reasons I could never make a good russian, I get a feeling of loneliness and dread when I can see 7 miles in every direction.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntiochusIII
    Dunno what I'll do there anyway. Besides, I don't even know "Hello" in Spanish.

    Well wow it appears I've found the new home you've been looking for Antiochus.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigTex

    Well wow it appears I've found the new home you've been looking for Antiochus.

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    Texas in the 'cyclopedia.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kanamori
    Texas in the 'cyclopedia.
    Hillarious!
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    I would never go to somewhere where they committ unspeakable barbarities, like putting ice in one's tea.
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    Pass

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