only to go to texas would be nature and horseback riding
only to go to texas would be nature and horseback riding
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I love Texans, and I've always had a good time visiting, but it's just too darn hot. If you could move it several hundred miles north, I would be more than happy to move there.
Famous Texans
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JesusWhat a great article
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
I'd only "move" to Texas if Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the US so hard it all became Texas. Wait...sorry, wrong thread.
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Perfect article, we sure taught those germans in WWII.Sam Houston's strength continued to grow as he hunted down the remaining Enemies of Texas and stole their souls, eventually transforming into a literal giant several stories high. His reign of terror ended only when the benign cyborg known as Big Tex rose from the Gulf of Mexico to challenge his tyranny. The two behemoths faced each other in a climactic duel above the skies of Galveston Fortress. Big Tex was nearly destroyed by Sam Houston's raw power, but he managed to exploit the villain's arrogance, trapping him in a chamber of carbonite and exiling his gigantic, frozen body to the city of Huntsville, where it can still be viewed today. The collateral damage from this epic struggle is often called the Galveston Hurricane of 1900.
Having secured peace, President Big Tex ushered in an era of Texas friendliness by returning most of the empire's recent land acquisitions back to their original countries and letting California become a nation through no effort of its own. He further decided that Texas was much too powerful to exist as an independent entity--its limitless awesomeness could easily fall into the wrong hands--so he agreed to let it become the 28th state of the Union. Big Tex still lives and inspects his nation annually.![]()
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Speak softly and carry tactical nukes.
RidicolusBigTex
"Hilary Clinton is the devil"
~Texas proverb
Wine is a bit different, as I am sure even kids will like it.
"Hilary Clinton is the devil"BigTex
~Texas proverb
Too hot. And dusty.
Germany, sure. Italy, sure. Texas, I think not.
'My intelligence is not just insulted, it's looking for revenge with a gun and no mercy. ' - Frogbeastegg
SERA NIMIS VITA EST CRASTINA VIVE HODIE
The life of tomorrow is too late - live today!
In Texas, they don't ride horses. They are at the back but that's no riding.Originally Posted by Sjakihata
F**k yeah! In the process of doing so as we speek.
Cowardice is to run from the fear;
Bravery is not to never feel the fear.
Bravery is to be terrified as hell;
But to hold the line anyway.
Well, I live in the best part of America - Britian, so I see no reason to immigrate the Texas, the only place In America that I would move to would be New York.
Lived there, done that
Although I definitely appreciate the honesty that most Texans have, it's way too hot for me. Ideally, the temperature would hover around 60F.
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For the same reasons I could never make a good russian, I get a feeling of loneliness and dread when I can see 7 miles in every direction.
Originally Posted by AntiochusIII
Well wow it appears I've found the new home you've been looking for Antiochus.![]()
Wine is a bit different, as I am sure even kids will like it.
"Hilary Clinton is the devil"BigTex
~Texas proverb
Originally Posted by BigTex
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Texas in the 'cyclopedia.
Hillarious!Originally Posted by Kanamori
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"MTW is not a game, it's a way of life." -- drone
Never. I hope to never sully my feet with the tainted soil of that, place. If god exists Texas is his toilet.
If you havin' skyrim problems I feel bad for you son.. I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one.
VENI, VIDI, NATES CALCE CONCIDI
I came, I saw, I kicked ass
Sorry, Lars, I missed the humor in this reply of yours to a light-hearted and festive thread. Perhaps you could explain it for me?Originally Posted by lars573
"The only way that has ever been discovered to have a lot of people cooperate together voluntarily is through the free market. And that's why it's so essential to preserving individual freedom.” -- Milton Friedman
"The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule." -- H. L. Mencken
I would never go to somewhere where they committ unspeakable barbarities, like putting ice in one's tea.
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"We were not born into this world to be happy, but to do our duty." Bismarck
"You can't be a successful Dictator and design women's underclothing. One or the other. Not both." The Right Hon. Bertram Wilberforce Wooster
"Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication" - Lord Byron
"Where men are forbidden to honour a king they honour millionaires, athletes, or film-stars instead: even famous prostitutes or gangsters. For spiritual nature, like bodily nature, will be served; deny it food and it will gobble poison." - C. S. Lewis
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