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  1. 09-29-2006, 12:39 #1
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    Default UK Family Planning Advice

    I think even the Pope would approve

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    There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.

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    Sounds like a healthy alternative to abortion.
    I’ll ask my wife what she thinks.
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    I just love British humour.
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    Default Re: UK Family Planning Advice

    Quote Originally Posted by Idaho
    I think even the Pope would approve

    Good advice, but the pope refer's to that as sodomy.

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    Default Re: UK Family Planning Advice

    Bwahahaa

    Thanks for making my day Idaho.

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    and for the advice
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  9. 09-30-2006, 09:07 #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by yesdachi
    Sounds like a healthy alternative to abortion
    That depends. Do you contain phthalates?
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    Fewer babies, more STI's.

    Just what this country needs.
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  11. 10-03-2006, 05:09 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kralizec
    That depends. Do you contain phthalates?
    I thought phthalates made plastics… more bendy, how does that relate abortions?

    Safe sex
    very funny and topical.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yesdachi
    Safe sex
    very funny and topical.


    Quote Originally Posted by yesdachi
    I thought phthalates made plastics… more bendy, how does that relate abortions?
    I was thinking more along the lines of the warning Greenpeace issued the other day, you know, about shoving objects cotaining phtalates up your rectum
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kralizec
    I was thinking more along the lines of the warning Greenpeace issued the other day, you know, about shoving objects cotaining phtalates up your rectum
    I got ya!
    little slow, sorry.
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