Relations in Strain
Name: Harry Mcnago Age: 36 Occupation: Diplomat
Setting: Portugal-Spain
1708 5th June 12:16pm
Finishing off his beautiful meal while talking trade, he got a pleasant surprise. The door opened gracefully with quite a lot of troops. Then came in the prince who was wearing red, which was quite strange because that meant war. When he walked in he glared at me and muttered something in Portuguese and the king! He was wearing the national colors. He came in and leaned across the table. “Well at least you’re from Britain! The last boffhead was from Spain, groveling at my feet, putting his filth on me!” yelled the king. I replied short and sweet, “If you’re talking about war I am defiantly not interested, I am here for trade!”, “I don’t want anything to do with the ‘Great’ British Empire unless they want an alliance!” the king spat.
Lisbon, 6th June-16th June, 9:00am
The next day I got ready an escort to Spain and then France. Easy said, not easy go. It seems that Spain attacked Portuguese colonies in America. This has made it unsafe to travel between the two countries. On the fifth day we heard gunshots, which rattled everyone. We all knew that a battle was nearby but did not panic.
On the tenth day we came to a village, I then understood what the gunshots were. “There could be more nearby…” A babbling sound came, a crowd was nearby. All of a sudden the villagers were swarming over us. “I need food to give to my children…” “My bones are nearly coming out of my skin” “My husband’s bodies kept me alive, it was tasty, so are you!” War, it gained only for the king! All of a sudden shadows cast upon us as the hill filled up.
Spanish knights! I had no time to run. As the captain came through the destroyed village he sneered “How disgusting, they should have died weeks ago, the rats, kill them” All the villager’s were herded out with taunts like ‘Food, food” then shot. “Well you’ll make good prisoners of war” the captain sneered.
Unknown,10th June, 10:10am
A few days later we were heading to Madrid, the capital of Spain.
“So you speak English, and you’re Spanish?” I asked in disbelief.
“What do you think I speaking? French! German! Huh?” he yelled back. He was not very talkative. “Sir, we have taken a wrong turn!” “Who cares, they all lead to Madrid”. How wrong he was.
When we turned the corner I saw a village uphead, Then it grew, Deception. “I don’t think this is a good idea” I voiced up. No one listened. As we turned into the village the villagers acted strange. We stopped to ask for directions. All of a sudden a musket man appeared at the window and aimed at me. I barely moved in time, but the captain got hit. The villager who we asked directions for got out a pistol and shot our driver in the head.
16th June, Portuguese town 2:50pm
I woke up a few days later. Someone knocked something near me; I looked up, and realized that I was in a jail cell. “You awake? Good, you’re going to be hanged at 3:00pm ‘ave” said the guard.
The day passed, and every second nervous feelings grew.
Finely the time came; the guard took me out of the prison and led me to a cart, we he wheeled down the street. I looked around, observing the surroundings. Clear blue sky, everyone looking eager for a hanging, people hanging out of windows to get good views… wait, one was closed. This was strange because people loved hangings. I ignored it, I looked at the gallows. That was strange. The boards were a different colour in some spots. I got on the gallows, and it happened so fast I basically couldn’t see it. The window opened up, a musket men firing into the crowd. The floorboards opened up. A man popped up “get in kid!”
When we finally got in I started to think properly, were these people trying to kill me? Or were they terriosts, English spies trying to save me, Spanish soldiers collecting me or Portuguese Rebels? I had to ask, “Who are you?” “We are pirates, Terrisots, collecting a bounty!” The pirate replied “We are going to take you around Spain, then around Portugal and past France to get to England”
By now I realized, it’s never that simple.
20th June, Somewhere off France, 7:00pm
The sky was filled up with the tossing waves, the boat was flung up in the air, “Does this usually happen?” I asked; all of a sudden a 60 meter wave appeared! I got ready for impact, and it crashed on top of us, sucking off people as it went out, “No!” he replied. All of a sudden we were driven into some rocks, “Oh, no!” I moaned.
There was a loud cracking noise, the sleek boards were ripped open, sucking every into the ocean. I was swimming towards the rocks when on the horizon the biggest wave I had ever seen. 100 meters tall! It crashed down with the noise of a 1000 elephants, washing me into the ruins of the boat. I cracked my head on the side of the boat, knocking me out.
21st June, French Southern Border, 10:00am
When I woke up it was a beautiful morning, the sky clear blue, the water nice and calm, the trees around me swaying in the breeze. I looked up. The flat beach was scattered with the ruin of the night before. I started to observe my surroundings and noticed there was village near me.
When I got to the town someone yelled something in French. I kept walking then all of sudden the dirt in front of me heaved up! Someone had fired a shot at me but missed. I quickly ran for it but did not get far as the guards got me. They walked me through the streets, my guess was that we were heading to the town center, I was wrong. When we came around the corner I saw a horrible site. The pirates I was sailing with were hanging from the gallows. All of a sudden the soldier next to me said something, “You are English right?” I nodded, “Well you will be a good hostage for when they come!”
1709, 21st of June, 12:21 pm
It took a whole year before someone attacked. It was the Spanish. I in the confusion, escaped. It was a long and hard journey to Brittany, but I made it. But when I got there I found the port in flames. All of a sudden I heard the noise of war, there next to me was a dark forest from which the noises came from. I quickly ran to a big hill and saw battle. The English flag was flying, them and there Prussian allies had beaten the French! I was knocked out!
3:00pm, London, England, 24th of June
I woke up a few days later in a lovely cottage. Wait a palace!
Over the days people questioned me. One day I was trying to rest over the noise of London when the guard told me to follow him. He led me through a lot of stairs and to a grand hallway where I went through a grand door. There was the King! “Harry Mcnago, you are one of the bravest men I know. Traveling through war torn Portugal, being captured by Spanish knights, ambushed by Portuguese musket men, saved by Spanish terriosts and taken hostage by French villagers. Then escaped through a battle to Brittany.” The people around me clapped. The king continued, “Here is a bravery medal; your life shall be long and glorious!” I have never felt so great!
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