The Woes of Being Sickly and Old

**The Stranger** · 10-03-2006, 14:25

Well youve got me, I cant talk yet, Beirut never taught me how to talk, only how to type. He says that there is no need in talking after he has taken over the world through Dot-Orgus and made the entire world a giant FORUM.

IN THE RIGHT CORNER BEHOLD AND BEWARE AND COWER BEFORE THE ALMIGHTY AXESWINGING TANGODANCING GIANT CUDDLY TEDDYBEAR BEIRUT, AND IN THE LEFT CORNER DEVASTATING "TIRAN" DAVE

COMING SOON!

DOUBLE THE ACTION - GET DOWN!

DOUBLE THE EXITEMENT - YIHAA, PANG PANG PANG

TRIPLE THE ACTION - GET DOWN AGAIN

**Divinus Arma** · 10-07-2006, 19:37

My wife has been pretty good. She knows what to expect and therefore we get her food craving stuff before we go to sleep. Mostly it has been milk.

Baby should be any day now. Irregular contractions on a daily basis.

**Avicenna** · 10-08-2006, 22:00

Good luck to all you who are having kids.

**InsaneApache** · 10-09-2006, 09:41

Seconded. You'll need it.

**IrishArmenian** · 10-10-2006, 05:47

Oooh, I just cannot wait... That will be good fun! I suggest moving near relatives, as they are the only people who will ever look after your child if you feel you need to "get back on the horse" so to speak. Many of my siblings have dumped their children off on me and my wife. I cannot stress enough, be close to family!

**Samurai Waki** · 10-10-2006, 06:43

Originally Posted by IrishArmenian

Oooh, I just cannot wait... That will be good fun! I suggest moving near relatives, as they are the only people who will ever look after your child if you feel you need to "get back on the horse" so to speak. Many of my siblings have dumped their children off on me and my wife. I cannot stress enough, be close to family!

well... I don't have much of a Family left on my side, we're too scattered and theres still some wounds that haven't been healed.

My Girlfriend (Fiancee's) Family however, is a bit more supportive, although the father is ummm... well not very happy about it. Child being born out of wed-lock, both of us not being very religious. But I still think at least they care... unlike certain people in my family I will not discuss. But its okay, because I'm unofficially retired at the old age of 22, and have the means to take care of them, and my future wife.

**Papewaio** · 10-10-2006, 07:10

With your studies make sure you contact your faculty and explain the situation. If you tell them ahead of time before failing for attendance, compromises/exemptions/special tutorials or just a freeze on units can be done.