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    any suggestion as how to make wifey shut up and go to bed so i can play rtw i tried to tell her that taking over the world is much much more important than to horse around in the bed

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    Quote Originally Posted by maximus overlord
    any suggestion as how to make wifey shut up and go to bed so i can play rtw i tried to tell her that taking over the world is much much more important than to horse around in the bed
    Um your not serious are you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by maximus overlord
    any suggestion as how to make wifey shut up and go to bed so i can play rtw i tried to tell her that taking over the world is much much more important than to horse around in the bed
    You've got to be kidding

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    I'm sorry. I have sent this to the YTMND crew. It had to be done...

    EDIT: You know, I just can't do that to the ORG. Nevermind. Carry on.
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    Um, conquering the world is important, but it's not *that* important....

    I know that whenever my ex-girlfriend decided she wanted to "distract" me from my game, she usually had little problem in doing so.
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    YTMND? Please to explain.

    Maximus, have you considered commanding your wife to go bake a pie? That'll give you a few hours of peace, and then surprise! Pie!

    Let us know how that goes, seriously.

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    No pie for you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CountMRVHS
    YTMND? Please to explain.
    Tis' a hell to which everything you ever thought was funny about western (mainly US) culture goes, mixed into a twisted composition placed upon a canvas made with the stretched skin of what was once sanity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CountMRVHS
    Maximus, have you considered commanding your wife to go bake a pie? That'll give you a few hours of peace, and then surprise! Pie!
    Now, that is genius! Plus, you get a pie

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    Let us know how that goes, seriously.
    I'm a-guessin'...
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    Maximus, have you considered commanding your wife to go bake a pie? That'll give you a few hours of peace, and then surprise! Pie!

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    I got RTW as a valentines present from my wife, but Wasabi also made me sign on contract limiting my computer game time to five hours a week with extra time on good behaviour.

    That was at the beginning of last year, still yet to get extra hours for good behaviour.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CountMRVHS
    Maximus, have you considered commanding your wife
    Ha, you want us to believe that you COMMAND your wife?

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    To get some gametime, I had to promise to give my girlfriend Spain. I worry now that she thinks she will actually get the real Spain as she's been nice to me lately.

    Never say no to nookie, most women dont offer, take it, enjoy it, then its back to the game for you and out to the kitchen for her..

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    Quote Originally Posted by AndresTheCunning
    Ha, you want us to believe that you COMMAND your wife?

    Sure! Right-click on her with the mouse, move the cursor to where you want to go, and... uh...

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    What a thread
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    Maximus, have you considered commanding your wife to go bake a pie? That'll give you a few hours of peace, and then surprise! Pie!

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    It is entirely possible that a wife continualy disregards and spurns advances from her man until he is engaged in something else he wants to do and then suddenly all she wants is for him to come and "horse around" in bed. Not saying thats whats going on with maximus overlord, but it has happened to me a couple of times.

    A woman can get in a funky mood for a week or so where she isn't having it when you want it at all, but she wants you to give something up for it. Like all day and evening your giving her attention and trying to get some and she knows you are trying so she refuses you. Then you give up and that night are watching a really good football game, watching a really good movie, ready to go out with friends, playing a game your into and suddenly now she wants it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by maximus overlord
    any suggestion as how to make wifey shut up and go to bed so i can play rtw i tried to tell her that taking over the world is much much more important than to horse around in the bed

    I am a newly wed, My wife would kill me a thousand times over for not coming to bed to "horse around." I would not blame her either.
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