Don't attempt to Fry Bacon without wearing a shirt...![]()
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Don't attempt to Fry Bacon without wearing a shirt...![]()
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Don't fry bacon naked
Baby Quit Your Cryin' Put Your Clown Britches On!!!
^^^^^All pretty much the same.
Oh, and another thing: always read the instructions for a recipe before you start making it. Something which I did not do one night, when I was making a stew. Having prepared everything at 9 pm (I like doing things late), and it was all boiling nicely in the pot, when I read step 5, which said "Leave to cook for 3 hours". I wasn't going to wait till midnight until I could eat it!
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But if you must, keep your beer at least 3 feet away from the frypan.Originally Posted by Major Robert Dump
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When throwing stuff directly from the freezer into a frying pan, make sure to brush off any excess ice present and/or make sure to cover the pan, otherwise cleaning the whole kitchen ensues.
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