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[MSB]

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Mordor

In J. R. R. Tolkien's fictional universe of Middle-earth, Mordor is the dwelling place of Sauron, in the southeast of Middle-earth to the East of Anduin, the great river. Frodo and Sam went there to destroy the One Ring. Mordor was unique because of the three enormous mountain ridges surrounding it, from the North, from the West and from the South, that protected this land from an unexpected invasion by any of the people living in those directions.

So k_raso, you either are completely insane or you didn't read the whole article. That sort of thing might turn up in Lord of the Rings Total War, but not in a historically accurate mod such as EB.

[Warlord 11]

Don't you know that you shouldn't use wikipedia as a historical reference

[Avicenna]

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Mordor

So k_raso, you either are completely insane or you didn't read the whole article. That sort of thing might turn up in Lord of the Rings Total War, but not in a historically accurate mod such as EB.

You didn't actually look that up did you?

[eadingas]

Lol. Let's point and laugh.

[CountArach]

*Points and laughs*

Anyway, back on topic: I have read this article, but most of it is from the EB home page.

[JeffBag]

From Wikipedia
Mordor

So k_raso, you either are completely insane or you didn't read the whole article. That sort of thing might turn up in Lord of the Rings Total War, but not in a historically accurate mod such as EB.

I hope that you understood that it was a joke.

[Djurre]

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Mordor

So k_raso, you either are completely insane or you didn't read the whole article. That sort of thing might turn up in Lord of the Rings Total War, but not in a historically accurate mod such as EB.

You must be having a bad day.....

[-Praetor-]

You must be having a bad day.....

Friday 13, anyone?

I actually thought that my post wasn`t funny at all, but then Matthius appeared...

Thank you buddy!

PS: BTW, the center of this thread is the Europa Barbarorum Wikipedia entry...
PS2: I think Matthius wants to drown me in a swamp.

[Teleklos Archelaou]

Gah! Can't people talk about EB here instead of other craziness? I have no idea what this is all about.

Here, talk about this WIP instead:

[Fondor_Yards]

Hurra for bribery! And for new german standard bearers.

[MSB]

I quite like it. It's much better that the CA skin, it looks very Germanic.

I will ignore all comments for now, unless another one is made about me!

[Discoskull]

tttppppttt

And I really like the German standard bearer. Looks like he could actually swing that mother around and use it like a club, instead of some ornament.

[Tuuvi]

Gah! Can't people talk about EB here instead of other craziness? I have no idea what this is all about.

Here, talk about this WIP instead:

I think the reason people don't talk about EB anymore is because they don't have anything else to talk about. Maybe if you release another preview or uncover the occultus faction we would start talking about EB again.....

[Orb]

I think the reason people don't talk about EB anymore is because they don't have anything else to talk about. Maybe if you release another preview or uncover the occultus faction we would start talking about EB again.....

Well, they could just release 0.8

*hides behind rock*

[Teleklos Archelaou]

We'd like to. It doesn't have recruitment in for the new units though, and the units are only recently added, so there are still problems with a few of them. We've gotta get that down first and the other batch of units in and smoothed out. Then we'll let it out to you guys.

[GMT]

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Mordor

So k_raso, you either are completely insane or you didn't read the whole article. That sort of thing might turn up in Lord of the Rings Total War, but not in a historically accurate mod such as EB.

Looks like some one can't take a joke,jeeeez...

[MSB]

Looks like some one can't take a joke,jeeeez...

You are correct. I cannot take that sort of joke. Some people may think that what k_raso said is truth so it is my duty to inform such people that he is wrong.

[MarcusAureliusAntoninus]

[Patriarch of Constantinople]

agreed

[CountArach]

You are correct. I cannot take that sort of joke. Some people may think that what k_raso said is truth so it is my duty to inform such people that he is wrong.

Yes, but they are generally not the target audience for EB... morons...

And who hasn't seen the LOTR movies or read the books at some point?

[Censor]

I haven't. Who has time for such fantasies?

[Simmons]

I haven't. Who has time for such fantasies?

According to wikipedia The Lord of the Rings is ranked 4th in the all time best selling books list with approximately 100,000,000 copies sold so a fair few have managed

[eadingas]

The battles and warfare in LotR (the book, not the movie) are quite real, though, based on actual historical accounts, even if they have elves and orcs. Tactically, they can be traced down to every detail, as can be attested by various fan-made maps. Battle of Pelennor is copy of Battle of Chalons, and some pre-LotR wars between Gondor and Easterlings are based very clearly on Roman Empires wars with Huns and Goths. (I can't remember now on which historical event was the Battle of Celebrant Fields based...)
Tolkien was an avid history fan, especially the period of Anglo-saxon invasions and Great Migrations. If he was alive, and we were making a BI or VI era mod, he'd be a valuable addition to the team :)

[Patriarch of Constantinople]

Yes, but they are generally not the target audience for EB... morons...

And who hasn't seen the LOTR movies or read the books at some point?

*raises hand*

[Reverend Joe]

You are correct. I cannot take that sort of joke. Some people may think that what k_raso said is truth so it is my duty to inform such people that he is wrong.