Is it better to be the right hand of the devil than in his path?

[Somebody Else]

As long as it can be a special relationship...

[King Henry V]

Henry- I was positing my belief. I was not arguing that the belief in the devil was wrong; he is just completely incompatible with my own religious system.

From where I stand, we are our own angels and devils.

I know you were putting forward your beliefs, and I was not arguing against it, merely expressing my own beliefs.

[Conradus]

Anyone ever read Job from Heinlein?

If that was the real devil, then I'd love to be his righthand, but now i'd rather stand aside but if needs be, I'll oppose him.

[Mithras]

Devil worshippers do their thing for the same reasons the rest of the Judeo-Christians do.

I've never heard of anyone outright worshipping Satan, in a literal sense outside of Christian moral panics. If they really dislike Christianity that much they'll convert to another belief system eg:Julian the apostate .