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    Default Gah-stronomy.

    The frontroom seems to be getting quite interested in food recently, so I thought I'd start up a thread where all Orgahs could add their favourite recipes.

    King Henry V's Salmon and Leek Quiche

    What you need...
    One large salmon steak
    One leek
    Three medium sized potatoes
    200g mushrooms
    Three large onions
    One clove of garlick.
    100g of salted butter
    180g of plain white flour
    20g of grated coconut
    1 large egg
    A small carton of single cream (about 1,8 dl)
    Salt, pepper and sugar
    Grated Cheese
    One greased flan dish, roughly 9 inches wide.

    To prepare the quiche
    Prepare the the leek and the potatoes and boil them until done (I usually steam them, so it takes longer than usual, i.e about 15 minutes).

    I find the best way to cook the salmon is just to steam it, which is very easy if you have a steamer. However, if you don't have one, you can poach it, though as I have never done the salmon that way, I'm afraid I can't help you. Steam it for ten minutes, skin side down. It is best if it slightly raw when done, as it needs to retain a suculency as it is going into the oven. Flake the salmon into pieces and put in a bowl with the vegetables.

    While the vegetables and the salmon are cooking, finely chop up the onions and slice the mushrooms and garlic. Fry them in a pan with salted butter (it's just so yummy! if you can't get salted butter, add a pinch of salt). Once the mushrooms are starting to turn grey and the onions have been sweated, add 1-2 teaspoons of sugar (brown is best), or slightly more if you have sweet tooth, like me. Caramelise and add to the salmon and vegetables.

    With all the above in one bowl, beat a large egg with the single cream and some pepper in a seperate bowl. Add to the vegetables and the salmon and mix together.

    Now for the dough. Make a shortcurst pastry by rubbing the butter into the flour and the grated coconut (it's the special twist which makes my recipe unique, not to mention delicious) with a pinch of salt and sugar, until you get a mixture that resembles fine breadcrumbs. Add a couple of tablespoons of water and mix until you get a nice ball of dough (if too dry, add more water, if too sticky add more flour).
    Roll out the dough and place in the greased flan dish. Add the salmon mixture and put in a 200C/400F preheated oven and bake for 30 minutes. After 15 minutes, sprinkle some grated cheese on top and return to the oven.

    Enjoy.

    Creamed Vegetables
    An excellent and fairly simple way to serve vegetables other than boiling or steaming them. Works with carrots, cabbage (where it alleviates the bitterness of plain boiled cabbage), peas, leeks, or anything else you want.
    To prepare:
    Boil the vegetables you wish to serve until they are cooked.
    For the sauce:
    equal amounts of butter and flour (you may experiment with less or more if you wish)
    some milk
    salt, pepper, sugar and any other condiments you may wish
    Melt the butter in a frying pan and then add as much flour as required until the contents ressemble a light brown paste. Then add the milk, little by little, constantly stirring with a wooden spoon, until you have a thick, creamy sauce. If too liquidy, add more flour. Season the sauce with the condiments, then place the vegetables in the frying pan with the sauce and stir in. Serve vegetables.
    It is an excellent side wish with roasts.

    Cauliflower cheese:
    Make same sauce as above. Add 50-100 grams (or more if you wish) of grated cheese and some nutmeg and stir into the sauce until the cheese is melted. Fried bacon and onions also go well with the sauce. Take boiled cauliflower and and add to sauce. If required, put sauce and cauliflower into an oven dish, sprinkle extra grated cheese on top an put in the oven until the cheese has melted, or is turning brown.
    May be served as a side dish or eaten as a main meal, as it is quite heavy.

    Cinnamon Bread:
    Toast a couple of slices of bread. Melt a knob of butter in a sauce pan. Ad a couple of spoons of sugar into you have a cristallised mix. Shake some cinnamon on top and stir to make a brown sauce. Pour onto to toasted bread. Also nice with bananas that have gone brown (with the bananas, you may add some warmed brandy or other alcohol and set it alight, it is then called flambéed bananas) or you can replace the sugar with honey.
    Makes an excellent late afternoon snack for those with a sweet tooth, though it is not recommended to eat to many of them, for they are quite calorie-heavy.

    Grandma's cucumber salad
    With summer advancing, I know of no solad that is more refreshingly delicious than my grandma's cucumber salad.

    What you need:
    - 1 large cucumber
    - an onion, preferably a spring onion, but half a fresh normal onion is also good (unfortunately I will have to make mine with a mangy old one)
    - two teaspoons of salt

    For the dressing:
    - vinegar
    - oil
    - salt, pepper
    - a teaspoon of honey

    Take the cucumber, cut the ends off and peel it. Cut it in half. Then take a slicer (I don't know what it's really called but just something that will slice things very finely: you normally find them in metal cheese grating boards) or alternatively a small, very sharp knife, so sharp that you could shave with it (note: if you do have a knife that you have actually shaved with, don't use it. That's just disgusting). Then slice the cucumber into very fine rounds (it's easier woith a slicer, as you only have to slide the cucumber back and forht over the blade). But the cucumber into a bowl and then dump the 2 teaspoons of salt onto the cucumbers and mix. Euch! I here you exclaim. Don't worry, after half an hour you wash the salt of the cucumber with a sieve, so there's no strong salty flavour remaining. The salt takes the water out of the cucumber, and why you have to do that I don't know, but it's my grandma's recipe and if you don't like it you can stick it up your jumper.
    After having washed salt off the cucumbers, rinse the bowl out and put the cucumbers back in the bowl. Finely chop up the onion and add to the bowl. Now make the dressing.
    Take a cup or a mug.
    Pour 2 tablespoons of vinegar and two tablespoons of oil inot the cup. Add the salt and pepper and the teaspoon of honey. Sit and add a table spoon of water. POur onto the cucumbersand onions and mix together.
    Serves three.

    Cheval bourguignon
    This dish is normally called boeuf bourguignon, but I had some horse steaks in the freezer and I thought I would experiment. Though this may be shocking to most Brits, Yanks, Aussies and others, horse is a most delicious meat, very similar to beef, only with a tiny sweet twang and more tender. What's more, it's cheaper as well. However, horse meat is practically impossible to get in Anglophone countries, as the horse is a companion animal and it is thought that it should not be eaten (though horse meat is sometimes sold as dog food, which is hypocritical to say the least). However, it is perfectly fine to return to the more traditional beef.

    Ingredients:
    2 horse steaks (if using beef, try to get something like braising steak, but ordinary frying steak will do if you're in a hurry)
    2 onions, sliced
    150g of mushrooms, chopped
    150g carrots, peeled and coarsely chopped
    garlic
    200ml of water
    a teaspoon of powdered beef stock
    half a bottle of red wine, Burgundy is best, though I used some cheapo-plonk called Syrah-Merlot.
    2 tbsp flour
    salt and pepper
    rosemary, basil and thyme
    1 tbsp of tomato paste
    4 rashers of bacon, chopped

    Cut up the meat into thick cubes, season with salt and pepper and place in a saucepan,casserole dish or pressure cooker. Add a large knob of butter and a touch of oil to prevent the butter from burning. Stir the meat until seared (not cooked through) and remove from the pan and put in a bowl
    Add the bacon, onions, garlic and mushrooms to the saucepan. Add 2 tbsp of flour and fry to sweat the onions. Add half a bottle of red wine (you can drink the rest later), the beef stock and the water. Bring to the boil, then add the beef and carrots when simmering. Add the herbs (I used dried, but you may prefer fresh) and the tomato paste.
    Now comes the point where you have to choose. When I was making this on sunday, I hadn't read the recipe the whole way through (very bad idea, I know) before cooking. So it was 9 pm and I read the next step: cook for 2-3 hours. I wasn't going to wait that long! However, I was using plain old frying steak, which doesn't take as long to cook, so I just covered the pot for an hour and let it cook.
    If you are using braising steak or something similar (which is actually recommended as it will give you the tenderest meat in the end), then you have two options. Either you have a pressure cooker, so just seal it up and leave it to cook for an hour (you know how it works), or you use a casserole dish. If this case, just cover and leave for 2-3 hours.
    Serve when ready with creamy mashed potato to soak up the delicious sauce (you can use white bread if you prefer).
    And voilà!

    And finally, one for the road, suitable even for people who can't cook.
    The C.O.M.P:
    Take one pint/liter/anysize glass you want.
    Fill two thirds (or three quarters if you prefer) of the glass with orange juice.
    Fill the other third with one part pineapple rum, one part mago rum, and one part cherry brandy.
    Works well with any other fruit schnapps/brandy/alcohol you have at hand.
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    Default Re: Gah-stronomy.

    now this is a good idea. I'll post my dessert recipes when I have more time.
    You don't know what is good untill you ate my tiramisu. (is it called the same in ENglish?)

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    Default Re: Gah-stronomy.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gertgregoor
    You don't know what is good untill you ate my tiramisu. (is it called the same in ENglish?)
    Yes.

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    I can make quite a good cheese on toast.
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    I made excellent salmon in white wine sauce a few weeks ago.
    Just put your salmon in an oven dish, add white wine ,vegetables (carrot, celery, onions) cut into little cubes, some garlic, pepper and salt. close off the oven dish with aluminum foil and put in the oven for about 20 minutes. Delicious !
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    Does sound delicious. Did you thicken the sauce in any way?
    Last edited by Duke of Gloucester; 10-15-2006 at 09:34.
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    No, I'm not fond of thick, rich sauces. A lot of the taste will be absorbed by the vegetables and the salmon anyway. Since the sauce is almost purely wine I don't think it would be that great either. I did serve the same wine as I used with the dish. It' was a sweet wine, half dry IIRC.

    BTW I forgot to mention I also used paprika, cut into little pieces like the rest of the vegetables (and a small warning: don't go overboard with the garlic)

    EDIT: and don't do it with frozen salmon, it won't be fully defrosted and warmed up in 20 minutes. Use fresh salmon or defrost first.
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    Try salmon with a sweet sause of oranges, I know it sounds weird but it comes together beautifully. I eat fish at least two times a week, salmon is perfect. Just get frozen chunks and put them in the oven, bit of oil and mucho garlic on top, glass of rose, and enjoy.

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    Tonight I shall be making frikadellen (the German forerunner of the burger) with a creamy sweet mustard sauce and mashed potato and carrots.
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    Quote Originally Posted by King Henry V
    Tonight I shall be making frikadellen (the German forerunner of the burger) with a creamy sweet mustard sauce and mashed potato and carrots.
    Just a piece of friendly advice, if you ever come to Holland and see Frikandellen on the menu, skip it. It is a dutch dish, not german, but it didn't evolve very well.

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    Mmmm, how apetising.

    German Frikadellen is akin to a minced beef patty, like a burger without the bun.
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    "Where men are forbidden to honour a king they honour millionaires, athletes, or film-stars instead: even famous prostitutes or gangsters. For spiritual nature, like bodily nature, will be served; deny it food and it will gobble poison." - C. S. Lewis

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    Here's something quite simple and bloat-yourself-good delicious.

    Ingredients:
    Spaghetti (as much as you can eat times 1.5-2)
    Bacon (the amount that, when chopped into small bits, mixes with the spaghetti comfortably, i.e. you get some bacon in most mouthfuls)
    Onions (1-2, according to taste)
    Grated parmesan (100-200g, or more if needed)
    Salt
    Black pepper
    Butter, for frying.

    Chop the onions and the bacon and fry them in butter. Boil the spaghetti, get rid of the excess water and add the bacon, onions, salt and pepper and the parmesan into the spaghetti. Mix well and take care that the goodies mix evenly; the parmesan tends to sink to the bottom and take the meat with it. That's it. Then consume the product as fast as you can before it cools.

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    Beef stewed in wine

    Serves four

    1 1/2 lb stewing steak
    12 shallots (you could cut up larger onions if you like in to still quite large pieces)
    2 tlbs olive oil
    3 cloves garlic
    1 bottle of red wine
    1 tlbs worcestshire sauce
    1 tlbs mixed herbs
    salt and pepper to taste
    2 tlbs cornflour
    a little water

    I use a slow cooker to prepare this, but you can use a flameproof casserole dish and cook it in an oven if you prefer.

    Cut the beef into 1 inch cubes (unless your butcher has already done this). Chop the garlic finely. Warm the slow cooker crock pot (or casserole dish) on the hob on a medium/low heat. Add the olive oil, leave for a minute and add the steak. Stir until brown on all sides. Add the shallots and garlic and continue to fry for 5 minutes, stirring ocasionally.

    Add the red wine, enough to make the meat float off the bottom of the dish. (If your dish is the right shape, as mine is, this won't take a full bottle of wine so you can have a few glasses when it is ready). Add the Worcesteshire, herbs, salt and pepper. Stir and leave on the heat until it is boiling all the way through. Transfer to the slow cooker stand and leave on the low setting while you go to work.

    When you return from work, drain off the juice and add the cornflour mixed with water. Stir well and return to the beef/onion mixture. Leave in the slow cooker for a further 30 minutes while you prepare some rice or baked potatoes to serve with this.

    If you want to caserole this in the oven, 180 deg C for 90 minutes will probably do the trick.
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