Re: ChaCha
Re: ChaCha
Status:Looking for guide
Status:Connected to guide AmandaM
AmandaM:Hi there. I will be helping you with your search
You:I CANT FIGURE OUT WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY KEYBOARD
You:I'M NOT TRYING TO YELL ITS JUST ALL IN BIG LETTERS IM SORRY!!
AmandaM:Is the caps lock key stuck?
You:MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS REAL HIGH TECH IT HAS A LIGHT FOR WHEN ITS ON AND THE LIGHT IS OFF RIGHT NOW
You:IM NOT GOING TO HAVE TO BUY A NEW COMPUTER AM I?
AmandaM: Probably so.
You:MY MOM IS GOING TO KILL ME!
You:OH GOD
You have been reported.
You have violated our Safe Search Policy and your actions have been reported.
Your location is:
Your local service provider may be notified.
Laaaaame.
Re: ChaCha
That seems a bit harsh!Your local service provider may be notified.
Co-Lord of BKS and Beirut's Kingdom of Peace and Love.
"Handsome features, rugged exteriors, intellectual chick magnets, we're pretty much twins."-Beirut
"Rhy, where's your helicopter now? Where's your ******* helicopter now?"-Mephistopheles.
Re: ChaCha
Lol what are they going to say?Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
"User Sasaki Kojiro accessed our search engine with a broken keyboard. Please prosecute him to the full extent of the law."
I'll be unbanned eventually...
In the meantime, anyone want to try this:
You: I need an alternator belt for a 1977 Buick Lesabre with a V6.
You: and a pack of crayons containing the color "white power"
You: Take your time.
Re: ChaCha
TimothyO: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
TimothyO: Hi there, how may I help you?
You: Hi. I need an alternator belt for a 1977 Buick Lesabre with a V6.
TimothyO: One moment please and I'll try to find that for you.
You: Dude, are you still there? I really need this part.
You: The big drag race is, like, tomorrow.
You: If I don't beat Chip, I'll never impress Mary-Anne.
You: Man, I'm getting the feeling you don't understand how important this is.
You: I can't attempt Dead Man's Curve with a faulty alternator belt.
Still no response...
Co-Lord of BKS and Beirut's Kingdom of Peace and Love.
"Handsome features, rugged exteriors, intellectual chick magnets, we're pretty much twins."-Beirut
"Rhy, where's your helicopter now? Where's your ******* helicopter now?"-Mephistopheles.
Re: ChaCha
Yah, the software is a bit buggy.Still no response...
@Beirut, hey the guides are getting paid $5-10 an hour.
Re: ChaCha
whoa. I can still search with a guide even though Im banned.
There, but for the grace of God, goes John Bradford
My aim, then, was to whip the rebels, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us. Fear is the beginning of wisdom.
I am tired and sick of war. Its glory is all moonshine. It is only those who have neither fired a shot nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded who cry aloud for blood, for vengeance, for desolation.
Re: ChaCha
How do they ban? By IP? I've got a setup I once had working that connected me with a different IP every time I opened the browser (no, I haven't used it here, and it wasn't my main browser)...
I think I might try, "I want some good flight schools, that teach you aerobatic maneuvers and how to make the plane go where you want to.
"But that don't ahve a strict background check.
"Oh, I want to learn how to land the plane. Because, of course, tha is essential"
CR
Ja Mata, Tosa.
The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
Re: ChaCha
I'm planning to ask if they know where I can buy a panda, but all of the guides are in use.
Co-Lord of BKS and Beirut's Kingdom of Peace and Love.
"Handsome features, rugged exteriors, intellectual chick magnets, we're pretty much twins."-Beirut
"Rhy, where's your helicopter now? Where's your ******* helicopter now?"-Mephistopheles.
Re: ChaCha
Oh, you people are just nasty.
Unto each good man a good dog
Re: ChaCha
See any black choppers or SWAT teams outside, Sasaki?
I wish someone would pay me to search the internet. That would be nice.
The idea is either brilliant or totally stupid in a weird way. I'm undecided.
Maybe I'll give them some tough cases these days.....
R'as
Singleplayer: Download beta_8
Multiplayer: Download beta_5.All.in.1
I'll build a mountain of corpses - Ogami Itto, Lone Wolf & Cub
Sometimes standing up for your friends means killing a whole lot of people - Sin City, by Frank Miller
Re: ChaCha
I tried to apply to work as a guide, but you need to be legally entitled to work in the US. Which i'm pretty sure I'm not.
Co-Lord of BKS and Beirut's Kingdom of Peace and Love.
"Handsome features, rugged exteriors, intellectual chick magnets, we're pretty much twins."-Beirut
"Rhy, where's your helicopter now? Where's your ******* helicopter now?"-Mephistopheles.
Re: ChaCha
Heheheh...i'm having fun asking for a nuclear weapon, preferably a MK-64, or something in the range of a 20-50 kiloton blast. If that can't be found, then i'm wanting blueprints for a weapon.
Re: ChaCha
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Monique-ReneeC
Monique-ReneeC: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: Hi.
You: I'm looking for a panda.
Monique-ReneeC: What about pandas can i search for you
You: I need it for my little sister's birthday party.
You: Well, the actual Panda.
You: And some bamboo.
Monique-ReneeC: A live Panda?
You: I figure those critters need to eat.
You: Well, I don't think a dead one would be a very good present.
Monique-ReneeC: Where are you located?
You: I'd prefer not to tell you that. If you could just find me some kind of panda franchise, that would be good.
Monique-ReneeC: Im unable to find a panda franchise. they are illegal to import into the US
You: How do the zoos have them, then?
Monique-ReneeC: they have permits for endangered animals
You: How would I get me one of those?
Monique-ReneeC: This is all I can find.
Monique-ReneeC: Can I find anything else for you?
You: Well, I suppose a bear would be the next best thing.
You: Anything on taming bears?
You: I figure I can catch one myself, so taming it will be the main problem.
Last edited by Big King Sanctaphrax; 10-16-2006 at 21:28.
Co-Lord of BKS and Beirut's Kingdom of Peace and Love.
"Handsome features, rugged exteriors, intellectual chick magnets, we're pretty much twins."-Beirut
"Rhy, where's your helicopter now? Where's your ******* helicopter now?"-Mephistopheles.
Re: ChaCha
Hehehehe
Chatlog man!
@Crazed Rabbit: Funny...but I don't get the reference either...
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