ChaCha

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Monique-ReneeC
Monique-ReneeC: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: Hi.
You: I'm looking for a panda.
Monique-ReneeC: What about pandas can i search for you
You: I need it for my little sister's birthday party.
You: Well, the actual Panda.
You: And some bamboo.
Monique-ReneeC: A live Panda?
You: I figure those critters need to eat.
You: Well, I don't think a dead one would be a very good present.
Monique-ReneeC: Where are you located?
You: I'd prefer not to tell you that. If you could just find me some kind of panda franchise, that would be good.
Monique-ReneeC: Im unable to find a panda franchise. they are illegal to import into the US
You: How do the zoos have them, then?
Monique-ReneeC: they have permits for endangered animals
You: How would I get me one of those?
Monique-ReneeC: This is all I can find.
Monique-ReneeC: Can I find anything else for you?
You: Well, I suppose a bear would be the next best thing.
You: Anything on taming bears?
You: I figure I can catch one myself, so taming it will be the main problem.