Evening in the Gameroom.
Chief of Police Divine Wind sat in a boat on the Gameroom Pond with Kommodus, who was about to be executed. DW stood to address the angry mob.
"Settle down now, settle down..." DW's voice was barely heard above the rants of the townspeople.
"Kill the filthy mafioso!"
"His evil wrath will surely cause the deaths of our children!"
"He's too crafty, if you don't get him now he could escape!"
"QUIET YOU DISRESPETABLE BUNDLE OF OAFS!" DW unusually managed to gain control of the mob this way. "Listen. You have chosen to kill Kommodus today. Very well. I shall go out into the lake in the boat and push him off. He has weights attatched to his feet, so he won't be able to swim out."
"Can I say a few words?" A voice was heard from beside DW. It belonged to Kommodus. DW nodded.
"Three cheers for the intrepid townsfolk," Kommodus began in a theatrical tone, "who have bravely murdered one of their finest citizens! Let the mafia rejoice and be glad, for they have been spared the trouble of bringing down their greatest foe! But woe, woe unto you, oh city of folly; for if this is how the innocent are treated, then how shall the guilty fare?"
The sound of crickets became surprisingly strong at that moment. A tumbleweed even rolled past some of the villagers. Divine Wind was looking at his watch.
Kommodus raised his arms and looked to the sky. "Ever thus have they treated the prophets and apostles sent to them. Forgive them, for they understand not their er-"
At this point, DW, still looking at his watch, muttered: "That's lovely, Kommodus" before giving him a little shove. This shove was enough to send him plunging straight into the depths of the lake, but the weights got caught in the boat and so it capsised.
Divine Wind swam to the surface just in time to see Kommodus' pail hand reaching out for the surface. It sunk slowly back into the water.
Tally:
Kommodus - 8 votes (Csar, GeneralHankerchief, Ignoramus, Myrddraal, Sasaki Kojiro, Seamus Fermanagh, Sigurd Fafnesbane, theRTWGuru)![]()
Don Corleone - 3 votes (Husar, Sir Moody, Xiahou)
Abstain - 4 (Big King Sanctaphrax, Cowhead418, Evil_Maniac From Mars, Peasant Phill)
Peasant Phil - 1 vote (Don Corleone)
Husar - 1 vote (Proletariat)
Not Voting - 8 (Byzantine Mercenary, Crazed Rabbit, Destroyer of Hope, Drisos, Dutch_guy, Kommodus, Masy)
Status List
Killed By Mafia:
Lemur
UltraWar
Major Robert Dump
Lynched:
Drisos
Kommodus
Still alive:
Sasaki Kojiro
Masy
Big King Sanctaphrax
Csar
GeneralHankerchief
Proletariat
Don Corleone
Seamus Fernanagh
Byzantine Mercenary
Evil_Maniac From Mars
Crazed Rabbit
Ignoramus
Xiahou
Peasant Phill
Sir Moody
Cowhead418
Kommodus
Dutch_guy
Sigurd Fafnesbane
Husar
Destroyer of Hope
theRTWGuru
Divine Wind
Myrddraal
PM's please. That includes you, DW. By the way, one thing I forgot to mention before was that the Chief of Police can't vote, but does not receive warnings.
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