You really, really sound like Mafia somehow.Originally Posted by theRTWGuru
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You really, really sound like Mafia somehow.Originally Posted by theRTWGuru
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"Topic is tired and needs a nap." - Tosa Inu
Yes indeed, highly suspicious.Originally Posted by Husar
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Oh well, he was talking about his own mafia game, it's not my fault, I cannot be bothered to read each and every thread here.![]()
But I could just as well have quoted his previous post, he uses too many dots and didn't post anything productive here so far.
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"Topic is tired and needs a nap." - Tosa Inu
Vote: Abstain
There haven't been any kills since the last lynching.Originally Posted by Evil_Maniac From Mars
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"Topic is tired and needs a nap." - Tosa Inu
Yeah, shouldn't Silver rusher be posting a kill or two here pretty soon?
"A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man."
Don Vito Corleone: The Godfather, Part 1.
"Then wait for them and swear to God in heaven that if they spew that bull to you or your family again you will cave there heads in with a sledgehammer"
Strike for the South
Day breaks in the Gameroom. All is quiet.
Byzantine Mercenary, sleeping late, did not hear the slight noise of an intruder breaking into his house. As a matter of fact, he didn't hear anything until some duct tape was ripped off its roll about ten centimeters away from him.
"Huh? Whu-?" That was all he got out before the tape was placed over his mouth.
He tried to struggle, but the mafioso punched him in the stomach. Byz, with the wind knocked out of him, could do nothing but catch his breath and watch as the mafioso taped his remaining limbs, as well as his neck, to the mattress.
The mafioso then lifted the mattress (with Byz still on it) off of the bed, and dragged it outside. He proceeded to load it into the back of a van, with the words "Vincenzo's Guttering" on the side. The mafioso got into the front seat of the van and started to drive.
After about 15 minutes, he stopped at a familiar spot - the Gameroom pond, site of last night's execution. After opening the back, he took out the mattress and Byz, and strapped four thirty-kilo weights to it.
"This is where you get off," he said to Byz. "Say hello to Kommodus."
The mafioso, with some struggle, dragged the mattress/Byz/weights to the edge of the pond. Finally, he took out a pistol and shot Byz once, in the same spot where he was punched.
"Just to make sure you won't be going anywhere."
The mafioso pushed the mattress into the water and drove away, leaving Byzantine Mercenary to sink and bleed to death.
Later that morning, Chief of Police Divine Wind stepped up to address the crowd.
"Villagers, we have been hit by another disaster. Byzantine Mercenary was a good friend to many of us and a loyal, devoted citizen. It is a royal shame he had to be murdered. Such a charitable, honest-"
BANG. A loud gunshot was heard, and a Cessna Skyhawk flew into view.
"YAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!" the voice inside the plane was screaming out desperately as the white machine almost lost control and fuel began leaking. The pilot kept control of the plane, fortunately.
BANG. A second gunshot. This time, it hit the fuel tank again but the friction against the metal side caused it to set alight, and there was an explosion. The plane soon became a fiery inferno, with parts scattered across the ground. DW walked over to the charred corpse, picked up a stick and flipped the head over. The corpse belonged to Sir Moody.
Divine Wind turned to the villagers. "This is barbaric," he begun, "and so it must be dealt with using barbaric means. The next person to receive your votes will be stoned to death, and everyone must be involved. Get voting."
Status List
Killed By Mafia:
Lemur
UltraWar
Major Robert Dump
Byzantine Mercenary
Sir Moody
Lynched:
Drisos
Kommodus
Still alive:
Sasaki Kojiro
Masy
Big King Sanctaphrax
Csar
GeneralHankerchief
Proletariat
Don Corleone
Seamus Fernanagh
Evil_Maniac From Mars
Crazed Rabbit
Ignoramus
Xiahou
Peasant Phill
Cowhead418
Dutch_guy
Sigurd Fafnesbane
Husar
Destroyer of Hope
theRTWGuru
Divine Wind
Myrddraal
Last edited by Silver Rusher; 10-29-2006 at 21:20.
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