It must be me. I'm the mafia in every game I play in. Just lynch me the first round and get it over with.

Okay, as hard as this is to believe, yes, the first day... I really was that dumb. With an infant punching keys while I'm trying to read posts, it gets pretty confusing. Not to mention, the rules aren't really that clear.

Once everybody started laughing and saying "What a clown, there's no way he's this dumb" I thought "Crap, my image is going downhill fast". So I started hamming it up (which is why I got dumber and more frequent for a while).

Go ahead and lynch me. If the mafia has 1/2 a brain, they'll drop to 1 kill for a few rounds, just to convince you all that you nailed one of them. Then, when they pass the 1/2 way mark, when it's most likely too late, two of you will start dying again.

I know I'm not the mafia, so I'm not going to do anything dumb like voting for myself.

Vote: Dutch Guy