Evening in the Gameroom.
The abandoned quarry just off Route 405 seemed to Chief of Police Divine Wind as the perfect place to execute Sasaki Kojiro. He was to be stoned, and the quarry was full of stones both small and large.
SK was actually at home listening to AC/DC when DW arrived at his house to pick him up. DW ran with full force into Sasaki's front door, but it was no use. It was hard as a rock. DW tried again several times, failing again each time. He then noticed a fly on the wall, which got off and flew into the wide open front room window right next to him.
"Strange. I didn't notice that." DW mused, before climbing in. It was a tight squeeze, but DW kept a stiff upper lip the whole time. He fell through and made a huge noise.
Obviously, Sasaki knew all this was coming, but even so he stayed in the next room listening to his music. What was the rush? He was going to be caught either way. Might as well listen to more of his favourite band beforehand.
DW burst in and grabbed Sasaki. Without any resistance he was handcuffed and blindfolded. He was dragged through the house, knocking over several of the precious vases that Sasaki had collected, out of the house, and loaded into a van. The van drove off.
Later...
The van door opened and Sasaki was pulled out. He stood, wondering where he was. He must have been outside, and he could hear whispers of people.
"3, 2, 1... GO!"
The blindfold was removed and Sasaki was able to catch a glimpse of the trees, the birds, the beautiful quarry and, of course, the angry mob hurling rocks at him before the stones hit several vital organs and he collapsed on the ground. Dead.
Tally:
Sasaki Kojiro - 4 votes (GeneralHankerchief, Csar, Crazed Rabbit, Don Corleone)
Abstain - 3 (Dutch_guy, Myrddraal, Evil_Maniac From Mars)
Don Corleone - 2 votes (Xiahou, Husar)
Sigurd Fafnesbane - 1 vote (Divine Wind)
GeneralHankerchief - 1 vote (Sasaki Kojiro)
theRTWGuru - 1 vote (Cowhead418)
No Lynch - 1 vote (theRTWGuru)
No vote - 7 (Masy, Big King Sanctaphrax, Proletariat, Seamus Fernanagh, Ignoramus, Peasant Phill, Destroyer of Hope)
Status List
Killed By Mafia:
Lemur
UltraWar
Major Robert Dump
Byzantine Mercenary
Sir Moody
Lynched:
Drisos
Kommodus
Sasaki Kojiro
Still alive:
Masy
Big King Sanctaphrax
Csar
GeneralHankerchief
Proletariat
Don Corleone
Seamus Fernanagh
Evil_Maniac From Mars
Crazed Rabbit
Ignoramus
Xiahou
Peasant Phill
Cowhead418
Dutch_guy
Sigurd Fafnesbane
Husar
Destroyer of Hope
theRTWGuru
Divine Wind
Myrddraal
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