Day breaks in the Gameroom. All is quiet.

“Chk. Chk. Chk. Chk.”

Xiahou had been hearing that sound ever since he got up. It was present during his morning shave, his shower, his breakfast, and his routine checks of whether the house was secure or not.

“Chk. Chk. Chk. Chk.”

But where was that cursed sound COMING FROM???!!?!

“Chk. Chk. Chk. Ch-CRACK!!”

Suddenly a much louder noise made its presence known. Xiahou now knew where the sound was coming from – his own back yard! He ran upstairs to his window to see what was going on.

Somebody, dressed in a fine Italian suit, was swinging a hatchet at the large oak tree out back. How odd. Xiahou opened the window and yelled out.

“Hey! Just who do you think you are, cutting down my tree?!”

“I’m with Vincenzo’s Tree Service,” the figure in the suit yelled back. “You call us up, we chop it down!”

“…then why does it say Vincenzo’s Guttering on the van outside?”

“Ah, well, we do that too. Our… business is always expanding! Are you interested in some guttering work as well?”

Xiahou was pretty angry at this point. “No, I’m not! And get away from my tree at once! I did not order you to come here and chop it down!”

“No,” said the mafioso, “but my boss did. TIMBER!”

With one final swing, the tree started to topple. Xiahou gasped as it came crashing down… straight down on his house. He was crushed to death. Meanwhile, the mafioso cursed himself as he walked away.

“Blood I don’t mind. But I’ll never be able to get all this sawdust out of my suit.”

Chief of Police Divine Wind assembled the villagers in the town centre. He was standing next to what looked like a newly built swimming pool, with a cover over it. This seemed unnecessary as many of the villagers had already seen what was underneath. Or so they thought.

Once everyone had arrived, DW began speaking.

"We have lost another great member of our community in Xiahou. A good friend to all of us, he was. Whoever committed the crime shall pay in blood." He turned to the pool and pulled off the cover, smiling. Inside the tank were sharks, and they had lasers on their heads. "I present our latest execution. Sharks with frickin' lasers!"

There was a round of applause among the amused villagers.

"Thank you, thank you. Who gets thrown in the pool with the sharks with frickin' lasers? Get voting."

Status List

Killed By Mafia:
Lemur
UltraWar
Major Robert Dump
Byzantine Mercenary
Sir Moody
theRTWGuru
Dutch_guy
Xiahou

Lynched:
Drisos
Kommodus
Sasaki Kojiro
Ignoramus
Evil_Maniac From Mars

PM:
Destroyer of Hope

Wrath of God:
Big King Sanctaphrax
Peasant Phill

Still alive:
Masy
Csar
GeneralHankerchief
Proletariat
Don Corleone
Seamus Fernanagh
Crazed Rabbit
Cowhead418
Sigurd Fafnesbane
Husar
Divine Wind
Myrddraal