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    Man with a Hat Member bedlam28's Avatar
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    Default Re: You are Roman when...

    In that case Dark, me, my girlfriend, my flatmate and her boyfriend were totally 'roman' last night on the red wine !!

    I will know I've made it to Roman-hood when my woman feeds me grapes whilst I order the massacre of another barbarian town .. she's not convinced yet...
    Let us create BEDLAM

    "We will screw them hard, fast, and in an elegant manner."
    Major General Haim


    "If you're in a fair fight, you didn't plan it properly."


    All right ... all right ... but apart from better sanitation and medicine and education and irrigation and public health and roads and a freshwater system and baths and public order ... what HAVE the Romans ever done for US?

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    Leasing Mercenarys in Italy Member Sir_Hawkwood's Avatar
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    Default Re: You are Roman when...

    You are a modern Roman when,

    Red lights mean: accelerate, now!

    And you think your horn makes your car faster...

    Sr JH

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    The Breath of God Member Divine Wind's Avatar
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    Default Re: You are Roman when...

    You chop off a mans penis, and dress him up like your ex wife.
    "To fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.
    -Sun Tzu, the Art of War




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