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    Quote Originally Posted by Kralizec
    I would have picked a husky. Or at least a German sheppard.
    Some people just have no taste.
    More of a deer guy myselve. The way they shamelessly bounce around with these white little tails always gets the bloodpressure booming down under.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fragony
    More of a deer guy myselve. The way they shamelessly bounce around with these white little tails always gets the bloodpressure booming down under.


    I wonder how the horse guy died, was he under the horse when it wanted to rest after the "act"?


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    Ask Catherine the Great about horses...
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    By the sound of the crying and squealing it sounds more like rape than sex.

    prompted by a case near Enumclaw in which a Seattle man died after having sex with a horse". Washington was previously "one of 14 states where bestiality had not been explicitly prohibited".
    I can't help cracking a smile after reading that.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Husar


    I wonder how the horse guy died, was he under the horse when it wanted to rest after the "act"?
    Um... have you ever been around a horse?
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    Default Re: 1001 uses for a mobile: Use #43

    Quote Originally Posted by Husar


    I wonder how the horse guy died, was he under the horse when it wanted to rest after the "act"?
    More then likely the horse disagreed with the sex and decided to reject the man with a well placed kick
    O well, seems like 'some' people decide to ruin a perfectly valid threat. Nice going guys... doc bean

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    It says after having sex, and I think I remember hearing about that story. Something to do with the horse being to well hung compared to human rectal anatomy...I will say no more.

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    Do not, for your own mental health, look up anything to do with dolphins.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Redleg
    More then likely the horse disagreed with the sex and decided to reject the man with a well placed kick
    You'd think so wouldn't you?

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8589349/

    SEATTLE - A Seattle man died after engaging in anal sex with a horse at a farm suspected of being a gathering place for people seeking to have sex with livestock, police said Friday.

    The horse involved in the incident was not harmed, and an autopsy of the unnamed man concluded that “the manner of death was accidental ... due to perforation of the colon,” a police spokesman said.



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    OK OK! We flipping got it. Gosh darn it.
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    “If you’re talking about sheep or goats, there could be some issues,” Urquhart said.
    Hahaha great thread. This is reminding me off the Dirty Jobs episode were he collected the horses samples.
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    Default Re: 1001 uses for a mobile: Use #43

    Quote Originally Posted by Ice
    You'd think so wouldn't you?

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8589349/
    Is that how you spend your time Ice looking up how a guy died by being screwed up the butt by a horse? Sicko
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    Default Re: 1001 uses for a mobile: Use #43

    Quote Originally Posted by Csar
    Is that how you spend your time Ice looking up how a guy died by being screwed up the butt by a horse? Sicko



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    That's hot.



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