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    If I've ever got a company that makes products, I'll put warnings on them like "Caution-If you are an idiot, you may misuse this product in a fatal manner"

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    Do they warnings on baked bins tins?

    WARNING: May cause flatulence if ingested.

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    When I lived in America I saw a beer can that said "Warning: Drinking the contents of this can may impair your ability to drive"

    I wouldn't mind so much, but they sell beer at petrol stations in the US.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mount Suribachi
    When I lived in America I saw a beer can that said "Warning: Drinking the contents of this can may impair your ability to drive"

    I wouldn't mind so much, but they sell beer at petrol stations in the US.....
    Yes, I've always found that amusing about living here. Don't Drink and Drive, but we'll sell you beer at the Gas Station, and most bars outside of Cities don't have Cab Access and are generally much to far to walk to and from.

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    Well, my recent experience in e-commerce and the "retail environment" has shown me that customers are mostly illiterate morons totally incapable of absorbing any information they have been spoon-fed.

    I get a constant stream of customer enquiries of the totally pointless variety.... things like "What colour is the blue one?" and "How much does free delivery cost?"

    I tell you, they HAVE TO HAVE THESE LABELS! It is common sense, yes, but show me a customer who won't blame the retailer when his own lack of common sense causes him to choke/drown/die or whatever whilst misusing your product.... It's called "covering your ass" -- you NEED these labels!
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