Let Us Pray

**The Stranger** · 10-26-2006, 13:29

Before I leave the world of Dot-Orgus, to go on a three days holiday, I'd like to call upon you all to pray with me to the God of Spam, Holy Father of all that is once created. Please join me in our humble tribute to our Lord.

We thank You, our Saviour, for bringing us our daily need of Spam. We could not survive without Your kindness, or without Your delicious Spicy Ham.

Humbly we bow before Your Holy Word, and ask You to forgive our earthly sins. We are honoured to be amongst Your Angels, who speak Your Holy Word.
Their Rule is kind and Their Word is just, We also bow for the Holy Mods. For we will never forget how the most beloved Angel of them All, defeated the evil Devastating Dave.

I ask You to guide me in my vicious 3 days Holiday. And that our lives will be great and good so we can one day, enjoy the Heavens You made for us

Amen!

**Andres** · 10-26-2006, 13:31

Originally Posted by The Stranger

Amen!

Blasfemy!!!

It it is SPAM-en, not Amen.

YOU WILL BURN FOR THIS

**Fragony** · 10-26-2006, 13:35

Oh holy days off blessed be your pressence, welcome are your oppurtunities. Allow me to enjoy you like others have, and grant me steaming hot bathtub sex so help me the local population,

amen

Have fun!

**ELITEofWARMANGINGERYBREADMEN88** · 10-26-2006, 13:56

LOL Frag, Funny :-)

Spamn Father, please grant your 2nd best spammer (me #1) Stranger to a safte Trip :-)

Spammy-End

**Reverend Joe** · 10-26-2006, 15:08

Originally Posted by {BHC}KingWarman888

LOL Frag, Funny :-)

Spamn Father, please grant your 2nd best spammer (me #1) Stranger to a safte Trip :-)

Spammy-End

BLASPHEMERRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Everyone knows The Stranger is the greatest Spammer!

**Don Corleone** · 10-26-2006, 18:01

Did any of you idiots happen to notice the warning BKS posted in the Frontroom? Are you all now trying to drive your warning points up to match your high post counts?