Alecander, not the normal Athenian

[Ludens]

First three posts merged. I am afraid it's not my kind of comedy, so I won't give any comments.

[Patriarch of Constantinople]

Chapter 7

The arrows stopped firing.
“Since when did arrows shoot by themselves? The future is mean” Alecander said.
“Alecander, I want you to meet Korintos” Bhiff said.
“Weren’t you the Athenian medical officer who preformed that REALLY uncomfortable procedure where he shoved that thing up m-“
”Alecander! How nice to see you, where have you been all this time?” Korintos asked.
“Oh me and him met at Gaugamela” Bhiff answered.
“The strangest thing” Korintos replied.
Bhiff and Alecander walked to another tent.
“Alecander, I’d like you to meet Rick, he’s what’s going to replace us in the next few years” Bhiff said.
“Hello Alecander, I am Romanis Augustus. I am a Roman Legionnaire” Rick answered.
“Hmmm impressive” Alecander replied.

Sorry for the short chapter, I just REALLY wanted to post this