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    Question Top Ten Backroom Threads

    We got started on this in another thread, but it made me laugh hard enough to move it on its own. Let's classify the most common types of Backroom threads. And to make it more interesting, let's rank them by frequency.

    Backroom threads:

    1. Liberals = bad
    2. Bush = bad
    3. Muslim extremists
    4. Everything bad is America's fault
    5. Religion (evolution, atheism, You Are All Heretics, abortion)
    6. Gun control
    7. News of the weird
    8. Stupid human tricks (nailing one's scrotum to rooftop, etc.)
    9. Those crazy Europeans (esp. Brits)
    10. A horrible crime

    List the ones I'm forgetting, and I'll ad 'em. Also, I'm wide open to suggestions on how these should be ranked. For neatness' sake, I'd like to keep it to Top Ten.
    Last edited by Lemur; 11-02-2006 at 04:24.

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    Bad murderers ?
    Abandon all hope.

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    Stupid Human Tricks.
    "War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself."
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    ROFL, Lemur, you're incorrigible. I'm gonna be (more) afraid to say stupid things from now on, 'cause it might reach the front page when you make a thread about it

    Anyway.... what do you want the format of this to be ? Everybody gives their top ten ?
    Do we just give ranks to YOUR top ten ?

    Speaking of your top ten, I think "bad president" is ambiguous. If you were talking about presidents in general, I disagree that it's a hot topic. If you were talking about bush, let's just call it so then

    I also kinda disagree with "bad atheists". I think it's more like "bad atheists", but also "bad believers". Not sure if this should be two separate topics, or a single "bad religion & non-religion" one.

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    When's the last time someone created a thread about "bad atheists"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xiahou
    When's the last time someone created a thread about "bad atheists"?
    Apparently atheists are a form of religion according to some... so I think it's covered in the number 1 thread. At least it gets in there on the grounds that in every debate there is a affirmitive and negative side, so some with be affirmitive in believing while others will not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sharrukin
    Stupid Human Tricks.
    Seconded by the guy stuck to his roof with a nail thru his nut.
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    Those crazy Brits.

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    I figured you could all rip my list to shreds, and then we could build one out of consensus. But if that doesn't work, I have no problem with everybody creating their own Top 10. Just figured it would be amusing to try to consolidate the most common types of threads into one list.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur
    1. Those crazy Europeans (esp. Brits)
    Europeans are not crazy, and Brits are not European - we live on our own little island!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Avlvs Brittanicus
    Europeans are not crazy, and Brits are not European - we live on our own little island!
    You're fooling yourself.

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    Default Re: Top Ten Backroom Threads

    Quote Originally Posted by Avlvs Brittanicus
    Europeans are not crazy, and Brits are not European - we live on our own little island!

    you part of Europe, so,European

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