I'm very glad you're staying, Caravel--in my completely biased opinion, I think you've made the right choice.

I'm shocked and appalled by your attack; I find myself in a state of disbelief over it. I hope you're not in too much pain--although I'm guessing the drinking is perhaps helping a little with that, yes?

In any case, I wish you a speedy recovery, my friend. May you be feeling well enough to again crush Europe under you boot soon!