Halloween

[Craterus]

Egg them before they egg you

Exactly.

So, some kids knocked on my door, and I told them I didn't have any sweets, so they put a wellington boot through the letterbox. They were around 12/13 so I felt entitled to take revenge, as they're old enough to take it.

So, my first instinct was to grab some eggs and teach them what halloween is really about.. But then I thought eggs were a little harsh considering their prank was only to put a boot through the door.

So instead, I grabbed the boot and some shoes, and went out.

Keeping in the shadows, I stalked them for about 200m down the road, until I was sure I had a clear shot.

Now, this is where the thing turned into something you'd see in a film (think ninja style).

One of them noticed the dark figure following them and said: "Hey, a weird guy is following us!"

The boot, camouflaged perfectly against the dark backdrop, was heading straight for the kid. And it's one of those moments where he can't have been able to see it until the last second. So anyway, the boot hits him into the face, and I've already disappeared back into the shadows.

Best Halloween in ever!

EDIT: Actually, if you think of those films where the dumb explorers are going through the forest and they're being fired at (by the indigenous tribe) and they don't know where from. And the first guy always gets taken out nice and dramatically.

It was exactly like that.