Just read this somewhere else, and since we have a lot of vikings here it might be good fun to put it here as well.

Anhyway, #1 cause of death over there up north: booze. Now that is pretty shocking, I know the scandinavians love to be absolutily pissed enjoy a drink, but this is a bit overkill. How come you guys drink so much

(and how do your homeless actually manage to get that drunk with these prices)