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Re: There is something rotten in Finland
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Re: There is something rotten in Finland
My nipples are exploding with delight !
"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."
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"However, they don't eat humans! In fact, there is no record of a polar bear ever attacking a living human in Finland, so there's nothing to worry."
"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."
-Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
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Polar bears are perfectly harmless....Provided you have mounties armed with shotguns to scare them away.
If you havin' skyrim problems I feel bad for you son.. I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one.
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Re: There is something rotten in Finland
You actually have wild polar bears there?Originally Posted by Watchman
"However, they don't eat humans! In fact, there is no record of a polar bear ever attacking a living human in Finland, so there's nothing to worry."
Re: There is something rotten in Finland
Nope, although it's a popular joke. Which is kind of the point of the joke above methinks.
We do have the type of brown-ish bear you find all across the world on the northern coniferous belt, though. But those are honourable fighters; they only ever seem to attack armed hunters.
"Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. --- Proof of the existence of the FSM, if needed, can be found in the recent uptick of global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters. Apparently His Pastaness is to be worshipped in full pirate regalia. The decline in worldwide pirate population over the past 200 years directly corresponds with the increase in global temperature. Here is a graph to illustrate the point."
-Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
Re: There is something rotten in Finland
Yaya I got the jokeNope, although it's a popular joke. Which is kind of the point of the joke above methinks.
We do have the type of brown-ish bear you find all across the world on the northern coniferous belt, though. But those are honourable fighters; they only ever seem to attack armed hunters.
That is bloody awesome that you still have wild bears over there, here we only get to run from wasps. We should build some nature here as well.
Re: There is something rotten in Finland
Nations that have a low people/km^2 ratio and high urbanization tend to have a lot more large animal species. Predatory ones especially. For example I wouldn't be surprised if our favorite tree killing mod has to keep his waste containers behind iron bars to keep bears out of them.In Churchill Manitoba they have a bear patrol. Due to the fact that actual polar bears (which are about the size of a large european car and 10x as dangerous) migrate through the town every spring. There is also bear patrols in Whistler BC, smaller black bears raid the resort towns hotel dumpsters. And houses if stupid residents feed them. Bears are smart and black bears can crawl through the average north american windows (screens don't stop them) and open you fridge an cupboards. Then they eat everything.
If you havin' skyrim problems I feel bad for you son.. I dodged 99 arrows but my knee took one.
VENI, VIDI, NATES CALCE CONCIDI
I came, I saw, I kicked ass
Re: There is something rotten in Finland
What a marvelous Guide - and I got to be visitor #13,000. Yay!
You Finns really know how to party!
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