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    Default You have miscalculated a battle when...

    The moderators locked my previous thread So here is a new one.
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    You have miscalculated a battle when you forget that your cavalry commander belongs to a nation you are now at war with (battle of Zama was my refference)

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    Default Re: You have miscalculated a battle when...

    When you lose.

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    you know you will lose a battle when.......
    your commander screams:I HAVE A DREAM uhhhhhh(sigh)
    have fun boys, last one to the bar picks up the bill.

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    You realise your army shouldn't be running this way.
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    Default Re: You have miscalculated a battle when...

    um... Praetorian cavalry are the weak ones, right?


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    Default Re: You have miscalculated a battle when...

    When you attack uphill. Against cannons and machine guns.

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    Default Re: You have miscalculated a battle when...

    When your army is running away into a big lot of bad guys and they die.
    I have never played RTW

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    Default Re: You have miscalculated a battle when...

    Instead of a couple of old men and a few women and children, you find the entire Sioux nation riding down on you.....

    Thanks to General Custer!

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    Default Re: You have miscalculated a battle when...

    ....you hear your WW1 seargent calling "Nothing up the spout lads, were going in with the bayonet."

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    Default Re: You have miscalculated a battle when...

    ...your troops ask you for the largest piece of white cloth you can find...
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    Default Re: You have miscalculated a battle when...

    ....you notice that none of your troops are moving....they're all just lying around with arrows, spears, and lances sticking out of them......

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