My best one

0 years old
I was born a boy in the city of Pittsburgh in the state of Pennsylvania in the United States.

My parents have named me Michael. My surname is Morrison. My mother, Marie, is 30 and my father, Jason, is 26. I have a sister, Maria, who is 7.

From my parents I have been gifted with the potential for extraordinary intelligence.

1 year old
2 years old
3 years old
My father has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

4 years old
5 years old
My father has given up drinking.

6 years old
Began school.

7 years old
8 years old
9 years old
My sister's boyfriend Scott has graduated from secondary school.

My sister's boyfriend Scott has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

10 years old
My sister Maria has graduated from secondary school.

My sister Maria began college.

My sister's boyfriend Scott began college.

11 years old
Skipped a year in school.

12 years old
Moved away from home.

Scott Ward and my sister Maria have married.

Samuel born to Maria Ward

13 years old
14 years old
My country is involved in a major war abroad. 6,967 American soldiers have been killed.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Janet Speer.

We've begun seeing each other.

My sister Maria has graduated from college with a degree in Geography.

My sister Maria has failed the graduate school entrance examination.

Wanda born to Maria Ward

My sister Maria's husband Scott has graduated from college with a degree in Chemistry.

My sister Maria's husband Scott has failed the graduate school entrance examination.

15 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Helped out a beggar.

Janet Speer broke off our relationship.

Met a new boy I like very much, named Peter Alexander.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Peter Alexander.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Phyllis Ten Boom.

We've begun seeing each other.

Girlfriend pregnant.

My sister Maria has moved out on her own.

Son Dennis born.

16 years old
Skipped a year in school.

My girlfriend Phyllis has graduated from secondary school.

My girlfriend Phyllis began college.

17 years old
Graduated from secondary school.

Began college.

Bruce born to Maria Ward

18 years old
Peace.

Decided to commit a robbery.

Got 77,289 dollars in a robbery.

My parents don't approve of my engagement to Phyllis Ten Boom.

Phyllis and I are now engaged..

My sister Maria has appendicitis.

My sister Maria has been cured of depression.

My girlfriend Phyllis has been placed on academic probation.

19 years old
Phyllis Ten Boom and I got married this year.

Wife pregnant.

My sister Maria has been cured of appendicitis.

Son Michael born.

20 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

My son Michael has had measles.

21 years old
I have a peptic ulcer.

Avoided an indigent person.

Graduated from college with a degree in History.

Began graduate school.

My son Dennis began school.

My wife Phyllis has graduated from college with a degree in German.

My wife Phyllis has failed the graduate school entrance examination.

22 years old
23 years old
Began work as a military sergeant.

Larry born to Maria Ward

24 years old
Car was stolen.

Daughter Connie born.

Son Michael born.

25 years old
Decided to give some money to charity.

Graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in History.

Received a 9% pay raise.

My son Michael began school.

26 years old
Invested 32000 dollars in a bank account.

Received a 5% pay raise.

My daughter Connie began school.

My son Michael has had measles.

27 years old
Received a 4% pay raise.

Removed daughter Connie to school.

28 years old
Lost my investment in a bank account.

My country is involved in a regional conflict abroad. 3,270 American soldiers have been killed.

Moved to Pittsburgh.

29 years old
Jeffrey born to Maria Ward

My son Michael began school.

30 years old
31 years old
I am suffering from clinical depression.

Peace.

Wife pregnant.

Daughter Marie born.

32 years old
My country is involved in a world war. 143,062 American soldiers have been killed.

33 years old
My daughter Marie has had measles.

34 years old
I have been cured of depression.

Peace.

Received a 4% pay raise.

35 years old
Received a 9% pay raise.

Accepted in vocational school.

In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your son's girlfriend Christina has been placed on academic probation.

36 years old
Retired.

My son Dennis has moved out on his own.

My daughter's boyfriend Bruce has graduated from secondary school.

My daughter's boyfriend Bruce has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

37 years old
My son Michael has moved out on his own.

My son's girlfriend Deborah has graduated from secondary school.

My son's girlfriend Deborah has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.

My daughter's boyfriend Bruce began college.

My daughter Marie began school.

38 years old
Graduated from vocational school with a certificate in Computer Technology.

My sister Maria has a peptic ulcer.

My sister Maria's husband Scott has lung cancer.

My daughter Connie has moved out on her own.

Removed daughter Marie to school.

39 years old
Began work as a military sergeant.

My son's girlfriend Jacqueline has graduated from college with a degree in Architecture.

My son's girlfriend Jacqueline has failed the graduate school entrance examination.

My son Michael has a peptic ulcer.

In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your daughter's boyfriend Bruce has been placed on academic probation.

40 years old
Received a 7% pay raise.

My father has arthritis of the knee.

Jacqueline Acker and my son Dennis are now engaged to be married.

Jacqueline Acker and my son Dennis have married.

41 years old
Received a 7% pay raise.

My son Michael has been cured of peptic ulcer.

My son Michael has moved out on his own.

My son's girlfriend Kathleen has been placed on academic probation.

42 years old
I have been cured of peptic ulcer.

Bruce Kuyper and my daughter Connie have married.

Susan born to Connie Kuyper

My daughter Connie's husband Bruce has graduated from college with a degree in Government.

My daughter Connie's husband Bruce has failed the graduate school entrance examination.

Kathleen Snyder and my son Michael are now engaged to be married.

Kathleen Snyder and my son Michael have married.

My son Michael's wife Kathleen has been expelled from college.

43 years old
My son's girlfriend Phyllis has graduated from college with a degree in Audio/Video Technology.

My son Michael's wife Kathleen has been cured of obsessive-compulsive disorder.

44 years old
Received a 9% pay raise.

Began work as a soldier.

45 years old
Received a 9% pay raise.

Left the military.

Began work as a soldier.

46 years old
I am suffering from clinical depression.

My country is involved in a small scale military intervention abroad. 3,110 American soldiers have been killed.

My wife Phyllis has a peptic ulcer.

47 years old
Received a 7% pay raise.

Lisa Nelson and my son Michael are now engaged to be married.

My son Michael has become an alcoholic.

48 years old
Received a 5% pay raise.

My mother died from an infection.

My sister Maria's husband Scott died from an infection.

My daughter's boyfriend Alan has graduated from secondary school.

My daughter's boyfriend Alan began college.

49 years old
I have been cured of depression.

Received a 9% pay raise.

Lisa Nelson and my son Michael have married.

My daughter Connie's husband Bruce has become an alcoholic.

50 years old
Left the military.

Alan Turner and my daughter Marie have married.

My daughter Marie has moved out on her own.

My wife Phyllis has been cured of peptic ulcer.

51 years old
My sister Maria died from an infection.

Gloria born to Connie Kuyper

My daughter Marie's husband Alan has been placed on academic probation.

52 years old
Louis born to Connie Kuyper

My daughter Connie's husband Bruce has been assaulted and suffered a broken femur. The injury has resulted in no permanent damage, however.

53 years old
Victor born to Connie Kuyper

My daughter Connie's husband Bruce has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

My daughter Marie's husband Alan has graduated from college with a degree in Religion.

My daughter Marie's husband Alan began graduate school.

My daughter Marie's husband Alan has been placed on academic probation.

54 years old
My son Michael has given up drinking.

My son Michael has become addicted to illicit drugs.

55 years old
Peace.

My son Michael has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

56 years old
Earl born to Lisa Nelson

57 years old
In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your daughter Marie's husband Alan has been placed on academic probation.

58 years old
My daughter Connie's husband Bruce has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

59 years old
My son Michael has appendicitis.

My daughter Marie's husband Alan has graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree in Biology.

60 years old
Left my marriage.

My son Michael has been cured of appendicitis.

Jacqueline born to Connie Kuyper

61 years old
62 years old
A major fire has hit the United States. 0 people have died and 42,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

63 years old
My father died from general complications of old age.

Inherited money from my parents.

My son Dennis's wife Jacqueline has a peptic ulcer.

My son Michael has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

64 years old
My son Michael has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

65 years old
My son Dennis's wife Jacqueline has been cured of peptic ulcer.

66 years old
67 years old
My son Michael has been involved in a road traffic accident and suffered a broken femur. The injury has resulted in no permanent damage, however.

Fred born to Marie Turner

My daughter Marie's husband Alan has asthma.

68 years old
69 years old
70 years old
71 years old
72 years old
My daughter Connie's husband Bruce has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

Dennis born to Marie Turner

73 years old
74 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Michelle Peterson.

We've begun seeing each other.

Michelle and I are now engaged!.

My daughter Connie has arthritis of the knee.

My daughter Marie has a peptic ulcer.

75 years old
Michelle Peterson and I got married this year.

76 years old
My daughter Connie's husband Bruce has a peptic ulcer.

My son Michael has died at age 53 from drug addiction.

77 years old
My wife Michelle has died at age 67 from colon cancer.

78 years old
My country is involved in a regional conflict abroad. 679 American soldiers have been killed.

79 years old
Peace.

My son Michael's wife Lisa has diabetes.

80 years old
I was robbed.

My son Dennis has diabetes.

My son Michael's wife Lisa has died at age 61 from diabetes.

My daughter Connie's husband Bruce has been cured of peptic ulcer.

81 years old
82 years old
I died from an infection.