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0 Years Old
I was born a boy in a village in England's Cumbria Province, not far from the city of Carlisle.

My parents have named me Rabid. My surname is Gibbon. My mother, Pesudonym, is 23 and my father, A.N.Other , is 25. I have a little big sister, who is 2, and a big big sister, who is 4.

1 Years Old
2 Years Old
3 Years Old
Chased by Cows.

4 Years Old
Move to Leeds in W Yorks district.

5 Years Old
Start Primary School

6 Years Old
You catch Chicken Pox
You are cured of Chicken Pox

7 Years Old
8 Years Old
You Catch Mumps
You are cured of Mumps

9 Years Old
10 Years Old
Brother Bob Born

11 Years Old
Placed on Academic probation

12 Years Old
Start Secondary School

13 Years Old
Placed on Academic probation

14 Years Old
Placed on Academic probation

15 Years Old
Placed on Academic probation

16 Years Old
Placed on Academic probation

17 Years Old
18 Years Old
Quit School
Become a Trainee accountant

19 Years Old
20 Years Old
21 Years Old
You discover the Total War series. Your 'life' ends here.