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Re: Real Lives
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Re: Real Lives
First three lives:
Bangladeshi, died aged 19. Not much luck.
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I was born a boy in a village in Bangladesh's Dhaka Division, not far from the city of Mymensing.
My parents have named me Pradeep. My surname is Sujeev. My mother, Lakshmi, is 34 and my father, Kavi, is 31. I have a sister, Avasarala, age 1 and a brother, Dinesh, who is 3.
1 year old
Growth stunted from inadequate protein.
A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 297 people have died and 2,900,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
2 years old
A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 7 people have died and 2,900,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
My brother Dinesh began school.
3 years old
Brother Chuttur born.
4 years old
A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 473 people have died and 6,900,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
My sister Avasarala has trichuriasis (whip worm).
My sister Avasarala began school.
5 years old
A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 325 people have died and 8,300,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
6 years old
A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 310 people have died and 29,000,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
Began school.
7 years old
A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 110 people have died and 11,000,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
My sister Avasarala has been cured of trichuriasis.
8 years old
A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 325 people have died and 40,000,000 others have been affected.
My family and I were not directly affected.
My brother Chuttur began school.
9 years old
Heavy localized fighting in Dhaka division.
10 years old
My mother has diabetes.
My brother Chuttur has nearly drowned.
11 years old
A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 8 people have died and 3,100,000 others have been affected.
The flood has hit my area.
Flood victim.
Peace.
12 years old
My mother has died at age 47 from leukemia.
My brother Dinesh has skipped a year in school.
13 years old
My father has died at age 45 from suicide.
My brother Dinesh has graduated from secondary school.
14 years old
Suffering from severe malnutrition.
A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 795 people have died and 3,400,000 others have been affected.
I was not directly affected.
15 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
A famine or food shortage has hit Bangladesh. 7,290 people have died and 4,800,000 others have been affected.
I was not directly affected.
A major flood has hit Bangladesh. 121 people have died and 10,000,000 others have been affected.
I was not directly affected.
Helped out a beggar.
Bhanavi Choudhari and my brother Dinesh are now engaged to be married.
My sister's boyfriend Vishwanand has graduated from secondary school.
16 years old
Too sick to attend school.
Bhanavi Choudhari and my brother Dinesh have married.
My sister Avasarala has become too sick to attend school.
My brother Chuttur has become too sick to attend school.
17 years old
My brother Dinesh has moved out on his own.
18 years old
My brother Dinesh has been cured of depression.
Chuttur has died at age 16 from starvation.
19 years old
Died at age 19 from starvation.
Slovene, died aged 64. Strangely married the wrong woman. [Tomica instead of Monika.] Muchly disappointed.
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I was born a boy in a small town in Slovenia's Murska Sobota District, not far from the town of Murska Sobota.
My parents have named me Matija. My surname is Resnik. My mother, Rahela, is 31 and my father, Radovan, is 37. I have no brothers or sisters.
1 year old
2 years old
3 years old
4 years old
5 years old
You have pertussis (whooping cough).
6 years old
Began school.
7 years old
8 years old
9 years old
10 years old
11 years old
12 years old
13 years old
Cleaned up someone else's mess.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Tatijana Bronkovic.
We've begun seeing each other.
My parents don't approve of Tatijana Bronkovic.
Ended my relationship with girlfriend Tatijana.
14 years old
Avoided drinking alcohol.
15 years old
Avoided an indigent person.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Branka Mihailov.
Rejected by Branka Mihailov.
16 years old
17 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Karolina Bencek.
Rejected by Karolina Bencek.
18 years old
Returned a wallet to a grateful owner.
Graduated from secondary school.
Avoided using drugs.
Moved away from home.
Inducted into the military.
19 years old
Helped out a beggar.
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.
Avoided using drugs.
Met a new girl I like very much, named Martina Lepinat.
We've begun seeing each other.
Left the military.
Began work as a farm worker.
20 years old
I suffered a case of food poisoning.
Decided not to give money to charity.
21 years old
Martina Lepinat broke off our relationship.
22 years old
Receiving public assistance.
Avoided using drugs.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Mira Ivanov.
Rejected by Mira Ivanov.
You have failed the college entrance examinations.
Moved to Maribor.
Not accepted in vocational school.
Began work as an office clerk.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Tomica Stefanov.
Decided not to pursue a relationship with Tomica Stefanov.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Monika Pinter.
Decided not to pursue a relationship with Monika Pinter.
23 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Sabri Balazic.
Rejected by Sabri Balazic.
24 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Milja Milosevic.
Decided not to pursue a relationship with Milja Milosevic.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Monika Plevnik.
We've begun seeing each other.
25 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Denied a raise.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Tomica Jarni.
Decided not to pursue a relationship with Tomica Jarni.
Tomica and I are now engaged!.
26 years old
My father has appendicitis.
27 years old
Tomica Jarni and I got married this year.
My father has been cured of appendicitis.
28 years old
29 years old
I have been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
30 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Wife pregnant.
Daughter Danijela born.
31 years old
Shared some money with my community.
Shared some money I received.
Received a 4% pay raise.
32 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.
Victim of burglary.
Wife pregnant.
Daughter Natasa born.
33 years old
34 years old
Wife pregnant.
Son Luka born.
35 years old
Borrowed 300000 tolars in a family loan loan.
36 years old
My daughter Danijela began school.
My daughter Natasa has asthma.
37 years old
38 years old
Began work as a customs official.
My daughter Natasa began school.
39 years old
Wife pregnant.
Daughter Aleksandra born.
40 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
My daughter Natasa has been cured of asthma.
My son Luka began school.
41 years old
42 years old
Received a 1% pay raise.
43 years old
Received a 6% pay raise.
My wife Tomica has diabetes.
44 years old
45 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
My daughter Aleksandra began school.
My wife Tomica has been cured of obsessive-compulsive disorder.
46 years old
Received a 1% pay raise.
My wife Tomica has died at age 46 from diabetes.
47 years old
48 years old
My daughter Danijela has graduated from secondary school.
My daughter Danijela has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.
49 years old
Received a 7% pay raise.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Milka Ivanov.
Rejected by Milka Ivanov.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Branka Horvath.
We've begun seeing each other.
My daughter's boyfriend Kiril has graduated from secondary school.
My daughter's boyfriend Kiril has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.
50 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Received a 4% pay raise.
My daughter Natasa has graduated from secondary school.
My daughter Natasa has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.
51 years old
My girlfriend Branka is not ready for marriage.
My son's girlfriend Brigita has graduated from secondary school.
My son's girlfriend Brigita has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.
My daughter Aleksandra has asthma.
52 years old
My son Luka has graduated from secondary school.
My son Luka has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.
53 years old
Branka Horvath broke off our relationship.
My mother has died at age 85 from a stroke.
My father has diabetes.
54 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Mira Cesnik.
We've begun seeing each other.
Raifa Kotev and my son Luka are now engaged to be married.
55 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
My girlfriend Mira is not ready for marriage.
My father died from general complications of old age.
Inherited money from my parents.
Raifa Kotev and my son Luka are now engaged to be married.
Raifa Kotev and my son Luka have married.
My son Luka has moved out on his own.
My daughter's boyfriend Boris has graduated from secondary school.
My daughter's boyfriend Boris has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.
56 years old
Received a 4% pay raise.
57 years old
I suffered a case of food poisoning.
Mira Cesnik broke off our relationship.
My daughter Aleksandra has graduated from secondary school.
My daughter Aleksandra has failed the tests for entrance into vocational school.
58 years old
Sava Benko and my daughter Danijela have married.
My daughter Danijela has moved out on her own.
59 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Svetlana Juric.
Rejected by Svetlana Juric.
My daughter Natasa has moved out on her own.
My daughter Aleksandra has moved out on her own.
60 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Received a 3% pay raise.
Denied a raise.
61 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Erika Dragicevic.
We've begun seeing each other.
62 years old
63 years old
Erika and I are now engaged!.
Josip Babic and my daughter Aleksandra have married.
64 years old
I died from an infection.
Pole, died aged 60. Large family, had plenty of health problems between them. Had to revert this from 30's back to 26 after wife fell pregnant despite infertility. [Errors ensued that prevented progress.] Life took a sharp turn for the worse afer the revert.
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I was born a boy in the city of Warszawa in Poland.
My parents have named me Pawel. My surname is
Tomaszewicz. My mother, Liljana, is 44 and my father,
Ludwik, is 39. I have a brother, Josef, age 3, a brother,
Renat, age 5, a sister, Gracja, age 15, a sister, Maria-
Teresa, age 18, a brother, Borys, age 22 and a brother,
Laurencjusz, who is 23.
My brother Borys has moved out on his own.
My brother Renat began school.
1 year old
In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your sister Maria-
Teresa has been placed on academic probation.
2 years old
In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your brother
Laurencjusz has been placed on academic probation.
My sister Maria-Teresa has been expelled from college.
My sister Gracja has graduated from secondary school.
My sister Gracja began vocational school.
My brother Renat has nearly drowned.
My brother Josef began school.
3 years old
I've developed goiter.
Eliza Pollack and my brother Borys are now engaged to be
married.
Eliza Pollack and my brother Borys have married.
My sister's boyfriend Piotr has graduated from college with a
degree in Education.
My sister's boyfriend Piotr has failed the graduate school
entrance examination.
My sister Gracja has been placed on academic probation.
4 years old
My brother Laurencjusz has graduated from graduate school
with an advanced degree in Accounting.
Wojciech Tomaszewicz and my sister Gracja have married.
5 years old
My brother Borys's wife Eliza has graduated from graduate
school with an advanced degree in Religion.
My sister Gracja has graduated from vocational school with
a certificate in Forestry .
My sister Gracja's husband Wojciech has graduated from
college with a degree in Economics.
My sister Gracja's husband Wojciech began graduate
school.
6 years old
Began school.
My sister Gracja has moved out on her own.
7 years old
My sister Maria-Teresa has moved out on her own.
8 years old
My brother Laurencjusz has moved out on his own.
9 years old
My sister Gracja's husband Wojciech has graduated from
graduate school with an advanced degree in Sociology.
10 years old
I've developed goiter.
My brother's girlfriend Boleslawa has been cured of
obsessive-compulsive disorder.
11 years old
Joachim Balzac and my sister Maria-Teresa have married.
12 years old
My brother Borys's wife Eliza has appendicitis.
Jacek born to Maria-Teresa Balzac
My brother Renat has graduated from secondary school.
My brother Renat began college.
13 years old
My brother Borys's wife Eliza has been cured of appendicitis.
Daga born to Gracja Tomaszewicz
14 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Stefania Koskoa.
We've begun seeing each other.
Cela born to Gracja Tomaszewicz
In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your brother Renat
has been placed on academic probation.
In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your brother's
girlfriend Boleslawa has been placed on academic
probation.
My brother Josef has graduated from secondary school.
My brother Josef began college.
15 years old
My brother's girlfriend Bogdana has graduated from
secondary school.
My brother's girlfriend Bogdana began college.
In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your brother's
girlfriend Bogdana has been placed on academic probation.
16 years old
My brother's girlfriend Elena has been expelled from college.
Bogdana Swoboda and my brother Josef are now engaged
to be married.
Bogdana Swoboda and my brother Josef have married.
17 years old
Took up smoking.
My mother has died at age 63 from a stroke.
My brother Renat has graduated from college with a degree
in Accounting.
My brother Renat has failed the graduate school entrance
examination.
My brother Josef's wife Bogdana has been placed on
academic probation.
18 years old
Graduated from secondary school.
Began college.
Avoided using drugs.
Stefania and I are now engaged..
My brother Renat has moved out on his own.
My brother Josef has graduated from college with a degree
in French.
My brother Josef has failed the graduate school entrance
examination.
My brother Josef's wife Bogdana has been expelled from
college.
My girlfriend Stefania has graduated from secondary school.
My girlfriend Stefania began college.
In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your girlfriend
Stefania has been placed on academic probation.
19 years old
In spite of spending extra hours studying, You have been
placed on academic probation.
Stefania Koskoa and I got married this year.
Daga born to Maria-Teresa Balzac
Elena Koskoa and my brother Renat are now engaged to be
married.
Elena Koskoa and my brother Renat have married.
My brother Josef has moved out on his own.
20 years old
Expelled from college.
Need to look for a job.
Began work as a temporary odd jobs.
Moved away from home.
Inducted into the military.
21 years old
Volunteered in a local humanitarian effort.
Discovered I am infertile.
Discovered I am infertile.
Ruzha born to Maria-Teresa Balzac
22 years old
My father has colon cancer.
My father has a peptic ulcer.
My wife Stefania has been placed on academic probation.
23 years old
My father died from an infection.
Inherited money from my parents.
24 years old
I've developed goiter.
My wife Stefania has graduated from college with a degree
in Mathematics.
My wife Stefania has failed the graduate school entrance
examination.
25 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
Gave up smoking.
Left the military.
Began work as a truck driver.
Discovered I am infertile.
My brother Renat has mouth cancer.
26 years old [Reverted back to here]
My brother Renat has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.
My wife Stefania has colon cancer.
27 years old
Began work as a primary teacher's aid.
28 years old
29 years old
30 years old
My brother Laurencjusz has diabetes.
31 years old
32 years old
Passed the entrance examinations and began college.
My wife Stefania has died at age 32 from colon cancer.
33 years old
Expelled from college.
Quit my job.
34 years old
I am suffering from clinical depression.
35 years old
Receiving public assistance.
Decided not to give money to charity.
36 years old
I have been cured of depression.
Responded with verbal abuse in an argument.
Assaulted someone during an argument.
Met a new woman I like very much, named Julja Dabrowska.
We've begun seeing each other.
My brother Laurencjusz has suffered an epileptic seizure.
My brother Renat died from an infection.
37 years old
Began work as a temporary odd jobs.
38 years old
Julja and I are now engaged..
Julja Dabrowska and I got married this year.
Discovered I am infertile.
39 years old
My brother Laurencjusz has died at age 64 from diabetes.
40 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
41 years old
Denied a raise.
Passed the entrance examinations and began college.
42 years old
I suffered a case of food poisoning.
Shared some money with my community.
Shared some money I received.
43 years old
44 years old
In spite of spending extra hours studying, You have been placed on academic probation.
My brother Borys has died at age 68 from a heart attack.
45 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
46 years old
Graduated from college with a degree in English.
Failed the graduate school entrance examination.
Began work as a street vendor.
47 years old
Began work as a factory worker.
48 years old
49 years old
You have failed the graduate school examinations.
Accepted in vocational school.
50 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.
51 years old
Discovered I am infertile.
52 years old
I have mouth cancer.
Graduated from vocational school with a certificate in Business Administration.
Began work as an administrative aid.
My brother Josef has had a stroke.
53 years old
54 years old
My brother Josef has ischemic heart disease.
55 years old
I have been cured of mouth cancer.
Decided not to give money to charity.
My brother Josef has died at age 59 from a heart attack.
56 years old
I have ischemic heart disease.
57 years old
I suffered a case of food poisoning.
58 years old
Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.
59 years old
Received a 1% pay raise.
60 years old
Died at age 60 from a heart attack.
it's the **** that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come
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