Quote Originally Posted by Don Corleone
If you think it's all a big laugh, bully for you. If you're such an expert on crime prevention, why aren't you putting your knowledge to work and why are you wasting your time posting useless answers to stupid rubes like me? In other words, go piss up a rope.
Yah, sure. While I'm not exactly the recipient meant, I'll assume you have a bad day or something and is a little less sensible than you usually are; no disrespect meant.

*sigh*

And I was about to launch myself upon a grand monologue denouncing Teh Evil Guns with a pseudo-Shakespearean Ye Olde Englische soliloquy and a bombastic Sinatra voice. Guess not.