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    If you could create one hybrid animal, what would it be? Only two animal hybrids, any more constituents and it gets kind of lame.

    Shark-Eagle for me! That thing would be unstoppable.
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    A turtle and an Amazon jungle venomous toad would pwn.

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    cat/big cat

    aw, the cats, the gorgeouses!


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    Tortoise+Grizzly=Armored killing machine

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    Mole + Lion. Can come up from behind before you know it.
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    Pike+ Gepard would be nice.Huge jaws and quick.So no running away.Altough it shouldnt have gills so it could breath on land.
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    I'd breed tigers and lions to create Ligers for the magical powers and skillz.

    That or vampire bats w/ those giant sewer rats. Vampire rats with wing/legs that allow them to glide unto their soon to be drained prey.

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    Falcon/panther.

    Deadly on land and in air, plus it's doubly deadly at night.
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    Tiger+Lion=Liger

    Hard to beat.
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    Fox+snake. The most cunning creature ever created...
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    Man + Woman = mass extinction
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    A human and a bee. The brainpower of a human with the social devotion of a bee. They would conquer the world within days.

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    elephant + eagle --> an elephant that can fly, unbeatable (i'd have to call it Dumbo)

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    I'd have to say that breeding piranha's with pigeons would be pretty cool.

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    *boy, was it tempting to say snakes and a plane!*

    cockroaches + anything else. Virtual assurance of survivability against chemical warfare, nuclear war, sound bombs, and anything under and including the sun. Of course, the disgust factor of cockroaches, the only creatures I openly support genocide of, would play in...

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    Unto each good man a good dog

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    A donkey and a horse. I'd call it a... mule or something.

    A human and a chimpanzee. I'd call it George.
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    Quote Originally Posted by spmetla
    I'd breed tigers and lions to create Ligers for the magical powers and skillz.

    That or vampire bats w/ those giant sewer rats. Vampire rats with wing/legs that allow them to glide unto their soon to be drained prey.
    Actually, Ligers already exist.

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    Cool! So are they social like lions or solitary hunters like tigers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AntiochusIII
    *boy, was it tempting to say snakes and a plane!*

    cockroaches + anything else. Virtual assurance of survivability against chemical warfare, nuclear war, sound bombs, and anything under and including the sun. Of course, the disgust factor of cockroaches, the only creatures I openly support genocide of, would play in...
    Antiochus beat me to it!

    Cockroach + virus (although just an organism). Any animal who gets in contact get infected. If it is killed, it just stays dormant until another animal picks it up and get infected hence giving it life and ability to reproduce again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spmetla
    Cool! So are they social like lions or solitary hunters like tigers?
    I don't think they really exist in the wild, so it's probably difficult to know.

    You can read up on them and their behavior at Wikipedia though.

    One interesting fact, Ligers are generally bigger than either of their parents and the biggest known felines.
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    They don't exist in the wild. Tigers and lions live quite far apart.

    Also, as hybrids, they can't have babies.
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    Oh, not so!
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    Male ligers are sterile, but female ligers are fertile and can breed with tigers (resulting in ti-ligers) or to lions (resulting in li-ligers).
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    Are you sure? A phD told me that hybrids can't breed. You don't need a phD to edit Wiki.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GeneralHankerchief
    Deadly on land and in air, plus it's doubly deadly at night.
    Why that? An owl is a nighthunter, but a falcon is not from what I know.

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    I'd have to go for...hmm...tiger + hippopotamus or eagle + hippopotamus.


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    Woman + cat
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    Dog + fish, wait ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quietus
    Antiochus beat me to it!

    Cockroach + virus (although just an organism). Any animal who gets in contact get infected. If it is killed, it just stays dormant until another animal picks it up and get infected hence giving it life and ability to reproduce again.
    Well I had first the idea of hybridizing a virus with a suitable animal but well, virus is not an animal right. Whether It can be counted a living organism or not is still being disputed.

    I still hold onto my Turtle + Venomous Toad hybrid. It does pwn as hell.

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    Well camel + llamas are pretty awesome.
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    definatily the man-owl


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