Quote Originally Posted by Gertgregoor
sure can do!

Can you help me?= ah, gij hebt ook stijf toupkes?
How luch does it cost?= Ik ben vette Eddy en wil tjoeke-tsjoek doen.
What time is it?= Ik draag een wollen onderbroek.
It's almost lunchtime= Tetn gvd!
I don't know any Dutch (only German), but does the one before last not mean "I wear wollen underwear" or something like that?