Hilariously useless search engines part deux: Ms. Dewey
http://msdewey.com/
Another new search engine. Has an animated woman to help you search. Basically you search something and she comments on it before giving you your results.
Search: "Hi"
Ms. Dewey: Of all the things you could search for, that's what you came up with?
Search: "penis penis penis"
Ms. Dewey: "I tried that with three friends once"
Search: "n-word"
Ms. Dewey: "Are you ok? Because one of the signs of a strok is loss of function in one hand, and from your typing patterns it seems you are typing with one hand.
fake edit: Now she's yelling at me for not searching for anything.
real edit: She also refuses to show me her breasts
edit: Ask her how old she is. And who invented the internet. And "take off your clothes!". *keep asking this one*
"do you have stairs in your house?"
"WoW"
"you gonna get raped"
"texas chainsaw massacre"
"50 cent" --best yet
"Russia" --what?
"Robot Dance"
"Arkansas"
"Aphex twin"
"George W Bush"
Uhh...
"Wheres your ring"
"windows"
"skateboarding"
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