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  1. 11-08-2006, 23:41 #1
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    Default Hilariously useless search engines part deux: Ms. Dewey

    http://msdewey.com/

    Another new search engine. Has an animated woman to help you search. Basically you search something and she comments on it before giving you your results.

    Search: "Hi"
    Ms. Dewey: Of all the things you could search for, that's what you came up with?

    Search: "penis penis penis"
    Ms. Dewey: "I tried that with three friends once"

    Search: "n-word"
    Ms. Dewey: "Are you ok? Because one of the signs of a strok is loss of function in one hand, and from your typing patterns it seems you are typing with one hand.


    fake edit: Now she's yelling at me for not searching for anything.

    real edit: She also refuses to show me her breasts

    edit: Ask her how old she is. And who invented the internet. And "take off your clothes!". *keep asking this one*

    "do you have stairs in your house?"

    "WoW"

    "you gonna get raped"

    "texas chainsaw massacre"

    "50 cent" --best yet

    "Russia" --what?

    "Robot Dance"

    "Arkansas"

    "Aphex twin"

    "George W Bush"

    Uhh...



    "Wheres your ring"

    "windows"

    "skateboarding"
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  2. 11-08-2006, 23:47 #2
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    Default Re: Hilariously useless search engines part deux: Ms. Dewey

    She shot a rubber-band at me *****
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    Default Re: Hilariously useless search engines part deux: Ms. Dewey

    'nothing caps off the evening like a good roundhouse kick to the groin' - on "penis"
    'are you just letting your dog type now?' - on "Sakai"
    'Here's a thought, naked croquet' - on 'naked'
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    Default Re: Hilariously useless search engines part deux: Ms. Dewey

    That's a pretty bad search engine. Takes forever for her to "think" and the results aren't any good. I think the novelty of this search engine wears off after a few seconds before it becomes annoying.

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    Default Re: Hilariously useless search engines part deux: Ms. Dewey

    Type in “I want you” and she says “something tells this isn’t the first time you tried to woo a computer screen” thought that was quite funny

    Edit:Also she wants to rule the world
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    Default Re: Hilariously useless search engines part deux: Ms. Dewey

    Yep she does wanna take over the world. I saw her planning it I swear. GOD HELP US.

    She wants to take me out for a drink. :

    She went crazy for a sec there but she got here drink.

    I don't think she's Christian.
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    Default Re: Hilariously useless search engines part deux: Ms. Dewey

    Oh you just have to try "math"

    oh after converting imperial to metric.................... that's kind of small

    Edit with a search did get this video even Alex Trebec understands 1337
    https://youtube.com/watch?v=rfBxHh4jI8Q
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    Default Re: Hilariously useless search engines part deux: Ms. Dewey

    I love this search engine. Type in "are you gay"
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    Default Re: Hilariously useless search engines part deux: Ms. Dewey

    If ya'll don't mind, please keep your penises, testicles, rape thoughts, n-words, and "are you gay" comments to yourselves.

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    Default Re: Hilariously useless search engines part deux: Ms. Dewey

    Quote Originally Posted by Beirut
    If ya'll don't mind, please keep your penises, testicles, rape thoughts, n-words, and "are you gay" comments to yourselves.

    Thank you.


    The best search engine ever. (Beirut that is)
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  11. 11-14-2006, 21:49 #11
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    Default Re: Hilariously useless search engines part deux: Ms. Dewey

    I typed in Beriut. All I got was a "Please rephase the question"

    Disapointing.
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