Noob question, but...

[melvinio]

What's 'bloom' and what's 'fps'?
I have all the technical knowledge of a senile goat, so please be gentle.
Ta.

[Marius Dynamite]

I am not sure about Bloom but It is graphical and reduces FPS I think

FPS means Frames per Second I am sure. So more frames per second = smoother viewing.

[Csargo]

FPS could also mean First Person Shooter I think.

[Caius]

What wtf means?

[Marius Dynamite]

wtf = What the France ... except replace France with the most obvious curse word.

[Caius]

and btw?

[melvinio]

'by the way'

'incidentally', 'on another note'

that's all from the walking thesaurus for this week, folks.