Unless a serious infection sets in, this guy is still able to contribute to the gene pool. Perhaps it's just as well he hadn't had beans on toast for supper.
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Unless a serious infection sets in, this guy is still able to contribute to the gene pool. Perhaps it's just as well he hadn't had beans on toast for supper.
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"If there is a sin against life, it consists not so much in despairing as in hoping for another life and in eluding the implacable grandeur of this one."
Albert Camus "Noces"
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What could have been going through his mind? Oh, it seems the rocket did![]()
Is it possible to resign from the human race? I mean, I just give up on these creatures that pretend to be from the same species. Just how dumb can you be and still be able to keep breathing?
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It's unbelievable how some people keep thinking every joke they could make would always end up completely harmless and often even laugh about persons who are more careful, but it often enough ends with something they didn't expect.![]()
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"Topic is tired and needs a nap." - Tosa Inu
Another honorable mention for the Darwin Awards. He just didn't have what it takes to go all the way and qualify for the finals in those awards - by successfully taking himself all the way out of the gene pool. Sadly, this one will likely survive to breed.
"Dee dee dee!" - Annoymous (the "differently challenged" and much funnier twin of Anonymous)
In the words of my science teacher:
"I would not allow this student to breed."
Oh, and no it wasn't directed at me when he said it.
I think in the Jackass movie one of the guys fires a bottle rocket type firecracker out his rear. There’s a warning on those movies for a reason people, only trained professionals should be firing rockets out their brown eye.
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A more successful attempt, via YouTube.
beautifullOriginally Posted by yesdachi
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Lube would have probably helped.Originally Posted by Lemur
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Not if it's flammable...Originally Posted by CrossLOPER
I bet the doctors don't get a lot of those.He suffered a scorched colon
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The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
Er... is that in the PG-13 limit?Originally Posted by Lemur
'My intelligence is not just insulted, it's looking for revenge with a gun and no mercy. ' - Frogbeastegg
SERA NIMIS VITA EST CRASTINA VIVE HODIE
The life of tomorrow is too late - live today!
Probably not, and I'll probably get a warning point or two for it. But it was worth it. I'm sorry. No discussion of butt-rockets can be complete without video evidence.Originally Posted by Orb
And in fairness, all you can see in the video is some cheek. No dangly bits are in evidence.
Yes, babethread shows likewise sometimes.Originally Posted by Lemur
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Abandon all hope.
I thought of Jackass as well, almost immediately (saw #2 just last week)Originally Posted by yesdachi
I can see why you'd put hazardous objects in your rectum if you're getting paid for it, but...
They're a bunch of retarded teens. What do you expect?Originally Posted by Kralizec
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