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    "'elp! I'm bein' repressed!" Senior Member Aenlic's Avatar
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    Default Re: Evolution just ain't working fast enough

    Another honorable mention for the Darwin Awards. He just didn't have what it takes to go all the way and qualify for the finals in those awards - by successfully taking himself all the way out of the gene pool. Sadly, this one will likely survive to breed.
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    Default Re: Evolution just ain't working fast enough

    In the words of my science teacher:
    "I would not allow this student to breed."

    Oh, and no it wasn't directed at me when he said it.

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    I think in the Jackass movie one of the guys fires a bottle rocket type firecracker out his rear. There’s a warning on those movies for a reason people, only trained professionals should be firing rockets out their brown eye.

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    Default Re: Evolution just ain't working fast enough

    A more successful attempt, via YouTube.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur
    A more successful attempt, via YouTube.
    Lube would have probably helped.
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    Default Re: Evolution just ain't working fast enough

    Quote Originally Posted by CrossLOPER
    Lube would have probably helped.
    Not if it's flammable...

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    Default Re: Evolution just ain't working fast enough

    He suffered a scorched colon
    I bet the doctors don't get a lot of those.

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    Default Re: Evolution just ain't working fast enough

    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur
    A more successful attempt, via YouTube.
    Er... is that in the PG-13 limit?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Orb
    Er... is that in the PG-13 limit?
    Probably not, and I'll probably get a warning point or two for it. But it was worth it. I'm sorry. No discussion of butt-rockets can be complete without video evidence.

    And in fairness, all you can see in the video is some cheek. No dangly bits are in evidence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemur
    And in fairness, all you can see in the video is some cheek. No dangly bits are in evidence.
    Yes, babethread shows likewise sometimes.

    Seen it before, still painfully stupid though
    Abandon all hope.

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    Default Re: Evolution just ain't working fast enough

    Quote Originally Posted by yesdachi
    out their brown eye.
    beautifull

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    Default Re: Evolution just ain't working fast enough

    Quote Originally Posted by yesdachi
    I think in the Jackass movie one of the guys fires a bottle rocket type firecracker out his rear. There’s a warning on those movies for a reason people, only trained professionals should be firing rockets out their brown eye.

    Life imitates art.
    I thought of Jackass as well, almost immediately (saw #2 just last week)
    I can see why you'd put hazardous objects in your rectum if you're getting paid for it, but...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kralizec
    I thought of Jackass as well, almost immediately (saw #2 just last week)
    I can see why you'd put hazardous objects in your rectum if you're getting paid for it, but...
    They're a bunch of retarded teens. What do you expect?
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