Re: Evolution just ain't working fast enough
Another honorable mention for the Darwin Awards. He just didn't have what it takes to go all the way and qualify for the finals in those awards - by successfully taking himself all the way out of the gene pool. Sadly, this one will likely survive to breed.
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In the words of my science teacher:
"I would not allow this student to breed."
Oh, and no it wasn't directed at me when he said it.
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I think in the Jackass movie one of the guys fires a bottle rocket type firecracker out his rear. There’s a warning on those movies for a reason people, only trained professionals should be firing rockets out their brown eye.
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A more successful attempt, via YouTube.
Re: Evolution just ain't working fast enough
Lube would have probably helped.Originally Posted by Lemur
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Not if it's flammable...
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I bet the doctors don't get a lot of those.He suffered a scorched colon
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Er... is that in the PG-13 limit?
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Probably not, and I'll probably get a warning point or two for it. But it was worth it. I'm sorry. No discussion of butt-rockets can be complete without video evidence.
And in fairness, all you can see in the video is some cheek. No dangly bits are in evidence.
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Yes, babethread shows likewise sometimes.
Seen it before, still painfully stupid though
Abandon all hope.
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Re: Evolution just ain't working fast enough
I thought of Jackass as well, almost immediately (saw #2 just last week)I think in the Jackass movie one of the guys fires a bottle rocket type firecracker out his rear. There’s a warning on those movies for a reason people, only trained professionals should be firing rockets out their brown eye.
Life imitates art.
I can see why you'd put hazardous objects in your rectum if you're getting paid for it, but...
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They're a bunch of retarded teens. What do you expect?
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