Evolution just ain't working fast enough

**Hepcat** · 11-10-2006, 14:22

In the words of my science teacher:
"I would not allow this student to breed."

Oh, and no it wasn't directed at me when he said it.

**yesdachi** · 11-10-2006, 14:52

I think in the Jackass movie one of the guys fires a bottle rocket type firecracker out his rear. There’s a warning on those movies for a reason people, only trained professionals should be firing rockets out their brown eye.

Life imitates art.

**Lemur** · 11-10-2006, 14:57

A more successful attempt, via YouTube.

**CrossLOPER** · 11-10-2006, 17:08

Originally Posted by Lemur

A more successful attempt, via YouTube.

Lube would have probably helped.

**BDC** · 11-10-2006, 18:39

Originally Posted by CrossLOPER

Lube would have probably helped.

Not if it's flammable...

**Crazed Rabbit** · 11-10-2006, 19:52

He suffered a scorched colon

I bet the doctors don't get a lot of those.

CR

**Orb** · 11-10-2006, 19:59

Originally Posted by Lemur

A more successful attempt, via YouTube.

Er... is that in the PG-13 limit?

**Lemur** · 11-10-2006, 20:03

Originally Posted by Orb

Er... is that in the PG-13 limit?

Probably not, and I'll probably get a warning point or two for it. But it was worth it. I'm sorry. No discussion of butt-rockets can be complete without video evidence.

And in fairness, all you can see in the video is some cheek. No dangly bits are in evidence.

**Mithrandir** · 11-10-2006, 21:32

Originally Posted by Lemur

And in fairness, all you can see in the video is some cheek. No dangly bits are in evidence.

Yes, babethread shows likewise sometimes.

Seen it before, still painfully stupid though

**Fragony** · 11-10-2006, 15:03

Originally Posted by yesdachi

out their brown eye.

beautifull

**Kralizec** · 11-10-2006, 22:18

Originally Posted by yesdachi

I think in the Jackass movie one of the guys fires a bottle rocket type firecracker out his rear. There’s a warning on those movies for a reason people, only trained professionals should be firing rockets out their brown eye.

Life imitates art.

I thought of Jackass as well, almost immediately (saw #2 just last week)
I can see why you'd put hazardous objects in your rectum if you're getting paid for it, but...

**CrossLOPER** · 11-10-2006, 23:32

Originally Posted by Kralizec

I thought of Jackass as well, almost immediately (saw #2 just last week)
I can see why you'd put hazardous objects in your rectum if you're getting paid for it, but...

They're a bunch of retarded teens. What do you expect?