Re: Robots Think We Taste Like Bacon
Ahoy, ye old sea dog! Arr, tis good to see ye in these seas again!Originally Posted by AdrianII
Avast, look who's crawling out o' the bung hole. Ole Rabbit, me hearty!
Arrr, it's been a while since I scraped the barnacles of yer rudder, but I'll give you a taste o' the captain's daughter yet!
Ja Mata, Tosa.
The poorest man may in his cottage bid defiance to all the forces of the Crown. It may be frail; its roof may shake; the wind may blow through it; the storm may enter; the rain may enter; but the King of England cannot enter – all his force dares not cross the threshold of the ruined tenement! - William Pitt the Elder
Re: Robots Think We Taste Like Bacon
Dude, he said you crawled out of a bung hole. Are you going to take that?
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He doesn't look a thing like Jesus.
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Ahoy, ye bilge rat! Did it ever occur to yer scurvy-ridden brain that it be him, da Rabbit, what taught me to speak Pirate in da first place? I say he'll be none the worse for a good earblisterin from his ole matey!
The bloody trouble is we are only alive when we’re half dead trying to get a paragraph right. - Paul Scott
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I always tought it tasted like chicken titititititit...
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Didn't the cannibals in the Pacific call the white man long pig? They say that human flesh tastes like salty pork.
Now where did I put that apple sauce?
There are times I wish they’d just ban everything- baccy and beer, burgers and bangers, and all the rest- once and for all. Instead, they creep forward one apparently tiny step at a time. It’s like being executed with a bacon slicer.
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Not just in the Pacific. The Aztecs were reported to compare human flesh to pork. We do, apparently, taste like bacon. That's not the problem. It's robots knowing we taste like bacon, that's where the trouble starts. Sure, they've been programmed to be good, and they want to be good, but how long can they resist the succulent taste of human flesh? How long before they begin to slice, fry and sautée their erstwhile masters?
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I wonder what wine goes well with soylent green.
Our genes maybe in the basement but it does not stop us chosing our point of view from the top.
Pape for global overlord!!
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wait a sec...I taste like bacon? Huh...never knew that.
TosaInu shall never be forgotten.
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it does - mwahahahaha!
By the way, here's a bot that claims humans taste like chicken http://www.alicebot.org/ (click link "chat with alice" at the top of left side menu):
Human: i'm eating a sandwich
ALICE: How does it taste?
Human: like chicken
ALICE: Everyone says that.
Human: you're eating humans.
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am eating humans.
Human: What does it taste like?
ALICE: it tastes like chicken.
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