Robots Think We Taste Like Bacon

[yesdachi]

When did virgins start to taste like bacon?

I am tempted to make a fish pun but that is also from another thread.

[Kurando]

Frink: You've got to listen to me. Elementary chaos theory tells us
that all robots will eventually turn against their masters
and run amok in an orgy of blood and kicking and the biting
with the metal teeth and the hurting and shoving.

Repairman: How much time do we have, professor?

Frink: [checks clipboard] Well, according to my calculations, the
robots won't go berserk for at least 24 hours.
[Scratchy robot grabs men by the throat]
Oh, I forgot to, er, carry the one.