I've actually really enjoyed the pre-battle speeches so far. There was one in particular where the general just went off on one and started using all of these bizarrely arcane insults. 'Cod-piece stealing nun-fondler' was the best, I think.
I've actually really enjoyed the pre-battle speeches so far. There was one in particular where the general just went off on one and started using all of these bizarrely arcane insults. 'Cod-piece stealing nun-fondler' was the best, I think.
Co-Lord of BKS and Beirut's Kingdom of Peace and Love.
"Handsome features, rugged exteriors, intellectual chick magnets, we're pretty much twins."-Beirut
"Rhy, where's your helicopter now? Where's your ******* helicopter now?"-Mephistopheles.
Originally Posted by Big King Sanctaphrax
Seen that. Prince William Rufus called the Scots a bunch of arse pirates, amongst other things. He wasn't terribly complimentary about their wives either.
Fair's fair. They were my allies, until they backstabbd me. (VH/VH, still in the first 15 turns of the game. The Scots had the two Scottish provinces and Ireland, and attacked me presumably because I block their further expansion. They had armies filled with mailed knights and border cavalry, with some infantry and archers to balance it. Scary! So far I am just about winning, having beaten a couple of their armies with my very battered and twice reinforced one)
Frogbeastegg's Guide to Total War: Shogun II. Please note that the guide is not up-to-date for the latest patch.
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