Dear All:

Greetings from Canada!! I hope this finds you and yours well. As for me, I COUld complain...yadda, yadda, yadda.

It appears that the Holy Father doesn't realize this distance between Scotland and Jerusalem for I, as Scotland, have just been called for a crusade on Jerusalem. I can't get military access through France because they keep complaining that I'd strand their troops (whatever that means) if they do grant me military access. I'm thinking of sending a diplomat to start greasing His Hatness' palm.

Any ideas, vague notions and opinions gratefully received!!!

Live long and prosper, take care, and thank you kindly!!!!!

Sincerely yours always,

Indy.