Man lives under 12 year olds bed for 3 months

[Adrian II]

I hid a stray, blind possum under my bed once because I thought my parents would make me take it to the pound. it didn't molest me, though.

Did you fantasize about it?

[Sasaki Kojiro]

The possum was blind, so it wouldn't have been bestiality.

[Andres]

I wonder how long it will take before the manufacturer of the bed will be prosecuted.

After all, the manual didn't mention you had to check the bed every now and then for pedophiles...

[Ronin]

I wonder how long it will take before the manufacturer of the bed will be prosecuted.

After all, the manual didn't mention you had to check the bed every now and then for pedophiles...

I can´t wait to see the disclaimers that will come with the beds from now on....

DISCLAIMER: This piece of furniture might contain pedophiles

[Kralizec]

I wonder how long it will take before the manufacturer of the bed will be prosecuted.

After all, the manual didn't mention you had to check the bed every now and then for pedophiles...