Man lives under 12 year olds bed for 3 months

[Sasaki Kojiro]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006520347,00.html

A PAEDO seduced a girl of 12 — then lived in her bedroom for THREE MONTHS without her mother finding out.

Scott Jennings, 22, cut a giant hole in the bottom of the youngster’s divan bed then used it as a secret den to evade detection if somebody came into the room.

He systematically abused the girl. And when she went to school in the morning, Jennings slipped out of the house to find food. Jennings, of Ashton-under-Lyne, Gtr Manchester, befriended the girl on a bus last year.

He began chatting her up, persuaded her to give him her mobile phone number and then arranged a date.

When they met, Jennings said he had nowhere to live and confided that he was wanted by police for a minor dishonesty offence.

He told the girl he needed somewhere to hide and was taken into her home unnoticed. The pair then cut a hole in the bottom section of her bed enabling him to hide in it whenever her mum came in.

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No sarah, don't be silly, there aren't any monsters under you bed...OH WHAT THE CHRIST!

Is it wrong that I find this hilarious? If there's an Oscar's for pedophiles this guy should get it.

[Silver Rusher]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I never thought paedophilia could actually be funny.

[econ21]

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that neither of you two have kids, right? It may be funny peculiar, but it's close to a parent's worse nightmare.

[Big King Sanctaphrax]

He's like a paedophile Sam Fisher! Although I can't see them producing Splinter Cell: Child Molester.

[Sasaki Kojiro]

He's like a paedophile Sam Fisher! Although I can't see them producing Splinter Cell: Child Molester.

hmm? (not mine)


And yeah, econ, I don't have any kids. But seriously, this is too ludicrous to even imagine. I guess her parents forgot to give her the "don't bring home strangers and hide them under your bed and then run away with them" talk.

[Csargo]

That's pretty crazy stuff.

[Adrian II]

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that neither of you two have kids, right? It may be funny peculiar, but it's close to a parent's worse nightmare.

Instead of going "Ohhh, how sick!", people should realise what the real parents' nightmare is: it is not the man underneath the bed, it is the thought in the young girl's head. She connived with the man, she swore her sister to secrecy and in the end ran off with the perpetrator. As The Times has it: 'Police believe that the child raided the family larder to feed the man she regarded as her secret live-in boyfriend. Detective Constable David Donlan, of Ashton CID, said: “The victim herself has basically been hiding him there. He somehow brought her on to his side.”'

[Major Robert Dump]

I hid a stray, blind possum under my bed once because I thought my parents would make me take it to the pound. it didn't molest me, though.

[Adrian II]

I hid a stray, blind possum under my bed once because I thought my parents would make me take it to the pound. it didn't molest me, though.

Did you fantasize about it?

[yesdachi]

I hid a stray, blind possum under my bed once because I thought my parents would make me take it to the pound. it didn't molest me, though.

Stockholm syndrome.